I learned to empathize with the homeless by singing Mark Knopfler's ballads

They made me feel like I was in dire straits.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Crazy-Cat-Gentleman
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I made up a song about my vegetarian dinner last night

It was a salad ballad

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/FreeTuckerCase
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My uncle to my cousin about a bunch of churchgoers singing in CiCi's pizza place.

Cousin: They had just got back from church or something and all of them were just singing gospel stuff or something

Uncle: Oh, were they singing a bowlful of salad? I mean a soulful ballad?

The man is a legend.

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/youforgot11
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