A list of puns related to "Hymn"
but they refrained from that.
Crown Him With Many Crowns
(credit to my dad for his amazing sense of humor and terrible dental hygiene)
I told my dad about it and he asked me which one it was so I hummed it for him and he asks "are you sure that's a hymn?" and I answered, "Hmm, maybe it wasn't a hymn...maybe it was a her!"
Dadjoked my dad :)
"...quite a few hers."
but all I could find was a bunch of Finnish Hymns.
If you came here looking for an OP, you got it.
Hymn and Hers.
I guess he really didn’t hang hymn shelf.
Because they sing hymns instead of hers.
My dad and I were watching a show where this guy gave this beautiful wooden and brass organ to a church. My dad said "that guy is an organ donor."
Is it a hymn or a her?
It’s right there in the hymn
Andy walks with me, Andy talks with me, Andy tells me I am his own.
Because they sing hymns, not hers.
Got my wife in Church today. I asked her what the hymn number was, and she said, "360". I fully rotated the hymnal, and said, "I couldn't find it". She whispered louder, "THREE SIXTY". In mid second rotation she called me an asshole! In church! Tsk, tsk.
But all I could find is finnish hymns...
All I could find were Finnish Hymns.
(crosspost from r/jokes, sorry if you've reddit before)