I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
It’s my jingle bell rock.
What do you call a laptop that can sing?
Why did the technician sing to the broken computer?
Trouble-soothing.
My son loves this one with online learning. I only had to explain to him what troubleshooting was 4 times!
I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone.
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
Everyone told Sam not to sing
Nobody wanted to sing Whitesnake with me...
So here I go again on my own.
What do you sing when a witch gets married?
Ding! Dong! The witch is wed!
My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.
But oops, I did it again.
My dad tried to sing yesterday.
He had a bit of treble with the high notes.
When singing Christmas carols, why does C3P0 only sing about the 2nd, 4th, 6th, 8th, 10th, and 12th days of Christmas?
Because Han Solo told C3P0 to never tell him the odds!
what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?
What did the well driller sing to his customers when he couldn't find water for them.
When my daughter is nauseous, I sing to help relax her...
Apparently she's not a big fan of 'Let It Go'
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
My wife asked if I would sing Wonderwall.
What do you call a computer that sings..
just came across this pun thread from an eternity ago, seriously,, it was worth Peru-sing
I went to the opticians yesterday and she asked to sing a high note when I asked why, she told me
“So we know if you can C#”
At a conference there was the most courageous person who went by the name Sam. Before he got on the stage to deliver his impressive speech, all attendees begged him not to sing.
What did the starfish sing when they gained independence?
Sea stars are doin' it for themselves
Everyone told Sam not to sing
For me, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...
...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
How do you make a duck sing?
Put it in the oven till its Bill Withers
Why do people sing in the shower?
Because the audience in the toilet is shit!
I want to hear 99 people sing 'Africa' by Toto.
It's something that a hundred men or more could never do...
I have a cricket in my heater closet who sings all night long
I mean, he's no Lionel Richie, but he's not half bad.
Sam, don't sing, we're going deaf
I usually sing with a deep voice. But when I wash my hands,
Why do fish always sing off key ?
I thought I would never be able to sing along with other person
But, in the end, I was able to duet.
Daughter: “Dad, ask me who sings this song. I’ll give you a clue, it starts with the letter ‘S’!
Dad: “First, ask me if I care. I’ll give you a clue, it starts with the letter ‘N’”
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?
I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.
I call it my jingle bell rock!
Everyone told Sam not to sing!
What rock group has 4 guys who can't sing or play instruments?
Which rock group has four guys who can't sing or play instruments?
What rock group has four people that don’t sing?
What’s a rock group of 4, where none of them sing?
For me, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...
a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
The sudden urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight"
is just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.
I call it my jingle bell rock.
The urge to sing "The Lion Sleeps Tonight" may come at any time
It's just a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away
Everyone kept telling Sam not to sing...
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