A guy went to class on a test day dressed in a feline outfit; while his prof was blabbing about academic integrity the guy said ..
I'm not lion and won't be a cheetah
Dad joke about octopuses
On a car ride with my dad and some friends, the subject of octopuses came up. One girl started blabbing facts and ended up saying "octopuses have 3 hearts" to which my dad replied "they must be very sentimental"
