The magic school blabs
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📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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A guy went to class on a test day dressed in a feline outfit; while his prof was blabbing about academic integrity the guy said ..

I'm not lion and won't be a cheetah

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👤︎ u/actuaryvsp
📅︎ Jun 23 2020
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Dad joke about octopuses

On a car ride with my dad and some friends, the subject of octopuses came up. One girl started blabbing facts and ended up saying "octopuses have 3 hearts" to which my dad replied "they must be very sentimental"

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👤︎ u/develnate
📅︎ Aug 17 2014
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