Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song
But chick peas can only hummus one.
My wife asked me if I could sing all the songs from the Shrek soundtrack. I said "No, just some."
"... BODY once told me..."
After hearing me sing my music teacher suggested I should be a tenor.....
Tenor twelve feet away from earshot.
What do you call an onion who sings hip-hop?
Which rock group has four members and doesn't sing?
What song do you sing when you step on ants?
Dead ant, dead ant. Dead ant dead ant dead ant, dead ant dead annnnttt, dead-ant-dead-ant-dead-ant
(Tune of Pink panther theme)
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
It’s my jingle bell rock.
What range does a Grizzly sing in?
What does Bob Dylan sing to his chickens?
Whenever you're in the jungle, the urge to sing.
Is only ever
A whim away
A whim away
Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing
They're called Mount. Rushmore
What do you call a laptop that sings?
I got a bunch of crows together and tried to teach them how to sing
But it just resulted in a cacawphony
What do you call a fish that sings right on key?
Everyone told Sam not to sing
Why did the technician sing to the broken computer?
Trouble-soothing.
My son loves this one with online learning. I only had to explain to him what troubleshooting was 4 times!
I asked my friend Sam to sing me a song about my iPhone.
Nobody wanted to sing Whitesnake with me...
So here I go again on my own.
My girlfriend told me she hates songs by Britney Spears and she doesn't want me to sing them.
But oops, I did it again.
My wife asked if I would sing Wonderwall.
just came across this pun thread from an eternity ago, seriously,, it was worth Peru-sing
What do you sing when a witch gets married?
Ding! Dong! The witch is wed!
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
My dad tried to sing yesterday.
He had a bit of treble with the high notes.
what song do chinese cannibals sing before dinner?
When my daughter is nauseous, I sing to help relax her...
Apparently she's not a big fan of 'Let It Go'
What did the well driller sing to his customers when he couldn't find water for them.
What do you call a computer that sings..
I went to the opticians yesterday and she asked to sing a high note when I asked why, she told me
“So we know if you can C#”
What did the starfish sing when they gained independence?
Sea stars are doin' it for themselves
At a conference there was the most courageous person who went by the name Sam. Before he got on the stage to deliver his impressive speech, all attendees begged him not to sing.
How do you make a duck sing?
Put it in the oven till its Bill Withers
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song...
But the Chickpeas can only hummus a tune.
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song
but the chick peas can only hummus one
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What Rock Group has four men that don't sing?
What rock group has only four members and none of them sing?
You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?
What do you call a laptop that can sing?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What rock group has four men that don't sing?
What rock group has 4 guys who don't sing?
For me, the urge to sing “The Lion Sleeps Tonight” is always just a whim away...
...a whim away, a whim away, a whim away, a whim away...
I always carry a pebble with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs in October.
I call it my jingle bell rock!
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