A list of puns related to "Charles Dickens"
Great Expectorations
The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.
The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"
Novel-ty
Mother in law had a copy of Charles Dickens great expectations on the coffee table and i saw an opportunity i couldn't pass up.
I got my wife's attention and heaved a sigh.
Wife: "what's wrong? "
Me: pointing to the book "it was such a letdown"
Wife: "how so? "
Me: "well, when i first picked it up i had great expectations..."
Wife : groan/laugh "i should have seen that coming"
This wasn't the first dad joke I'd made today but one in a long line of them. i had also said this a few minutes previous to her best friend who caught the joke before i finished and did nothing but loudly sigh and groan. This is what first caught my wife's attention.
The best of thymes, the worst of thymes
And asks for a martini
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The barman says "Olive or Twist ?"
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