I just finished "Great Expectations" by Charles Dickens.

It wasn't as good as I'd hoped.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BellaLugosisChips
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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Just finished reading Charles Dickens’ Great Expectations.

Bit of a let down if I'm honest.

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πŸ“…︎ May 16 2021
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What did Charles Dickens name his cough drop company?

Great Expectorations

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2021
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Charles Dickens only keeps two things in his spice rack.

The best of Thymes, and the worst of Thymes.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks...

The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

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What’s Charles Dickens favourite kind of tea?

Novel-ty

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobby_pendragon
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2018
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She should have seen it coming

Mother in law had a copy of Charles Dickens great expectations on the coffee table and i saw an opportunity i couldn't pass up.

I got my wife's attention and heaved a sigh.

Wife: "what's wrong? "

Me: pointing to the book "it was such a letdown"

Wife: "how so? "

Me: "well, when i first picked it up i had great expectations..."

Wife : groan/laugh "i should have seen that coming"

This wasn't the first dad joke I'd made today but one in a long line of them. i had also said this a few minutes previous to her best friend who caught the joke before i finished and did nothing but loudly sigh and groan. This is what first caught my wife's attention.

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πŸ“…︎ May 29 2015
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What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack ?

The best of thymes, the worst of thymes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Charles Dickens walks into a bar..

And asks for a martini

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The barman says "Olive or Twist ?"

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2015
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