Did you hear about the new Indian version of Oliver Twist?

"Please, can I have somasa."

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What did Oliver Twist say while playing Settlers of Catan?

Please, sir, can I have some ore?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FA1R_ENOUGH
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Great Expectations

When you write about about a kid in the 1900s with Great Expectations, it’s a real Oliver Twist

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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender asks...

The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?"

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How do you make a Dickens martini?

Same as any martini but with no Olive or Twist.

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Charles Dickens walks into a bar..

And asks for a martini

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The barman says "Olive or Twist ?"

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