Aretha Franklins
I call it a wreath of Franklin.
Because then it would be a Great Barrier Wreath.
They're Christmas music because they're sung by A-wreath-a Franklin.
I think they left the βEβ out...
The price was "a wreath, a Franklin".
After the third time the garland broke from her pulling it through the wreath form, she complained. I said , βHoney, it canβt be helped , it lacks tinsel strength β.
On an unrelated note, I have lost eggnog privileges for the duration of the day.
A-wreath-a Franklin. The Queen of front door decor. My wife rolled her eyes and the kids didn't get it. I just laughed.
His funeral is on Wednesday. I've made him a wreath in the shape of a throw ring. It's what he would have wanted.
Itβs a wreath of Franklin
A wreath a Franklin
As stated my wife banished me to the couch for this.
She had a late start at work today, so she did some work around the house, including hanging the wreath.
After picking her up from work that evening we got home and she asked me if I liked the wreath. I responded with "the Franklin? It looks good".
She wasn't happy about that, and kept insisting I call it a wreath. Our friends all came over for D&D and I continued to interject whenever she showed someone that it was called "A Franklin".
Eventually she got really mad and demanded to know why I wouldn't call it a wreath. So I hugged her and said "I'm sorry sweetie, I didn't know it was so important to you. I mean, A-Wreath, A-Franklin, what's the difference?".
So yeah, sleeping on the couch.
We just visited the cemetery to visit my great grandfather's grave, and all the headstones have Christmas wreaths on them because it's a national cemetery (military). Someone asked "well I wonder who lays all these wreaths out here." My dad replied, "The Grim Wreather."
We all laughed as my mom hit him on the arm and said he was terrible.
Looking for some Celebrity Christmas puns such as "Wreath Witherspoon," "Spruce Willis," "Judy Garland."
Her: I want to make a wreath with the kids. Me: How are you going to hold them together?
I didn't even get a sigh.
Aretha Franklins
Aretha Franklin(s).
A wreath of Franklins
A wreath of Franklins
What Do You Call A Wreath Made Of $100 Bills?
Aretha Franklins
