Son: Daddy I can't sleep

Me: Don't worry son, I'll sing you a lullaby.

Me: Hush little baby, don't say a word.

Me: And never mind that noise you heard.

Me: It's just the beasts, under your bed.

Me: In your closet, IN YOUR HEEEEEEAAAAD!

Me: EXIIIITTT LIIIIGGGHHHT!!!! ...... EEENNTTTERRRR NIIIIGGGHHT!!!

taken from dad jokes

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With a name like ZZ Top....

You would think they would have at least one album of lullabies.

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