Vocal Puns

A list of puns related to "Vocal"

Scientists have grown vocal chords in a Petrie dish

The results speak for themselves

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👤︎ u/TheFishmanau
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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What do you call a vocal female lion?

Aurora.

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👤︎ u/drozzi007
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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Dad: "Hey, do you know where I can get a vocal ensemble?"

Music Director: "Don't you mean a choir?"

Dad: "Ok, How do I acquire a vocal ensemble?"

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👤︎ u/icemage27
📅︎ Sep 05 2020
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Scientists have invented artificial vocal cords.

The result speaks for itself.

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👤︎ u/danielsoft1
📅︎ Jan 18 2020
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If you were born without vocal chords...

...you wouldn’t be able to tell.

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👤︎ u/rSlashisthenewPewdes
📅︎ Mar 06 2020
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Some scientists were able to recreate human vocal cords in a petri dish...

The results pretty much speak for themselves...

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👤︎ u/Squidboy2002
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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My wife took my vocal cords

She left me absolutely speechless

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👤︎ u/bigboi360420
📅︎ Apr 08 2019
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Did you hear about the man who had his vocal cords removed?

It left him speechless

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👤︎ u/imnotanugga
📅︎ Aug 03 2019
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When Archie's fiancee put her engagement ring near her ear, she could faintly hear guitars, maracas, and soothing Spanish vocals.

It was a marry Archie band.

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👤︎ u/Danielaurence
📅︎ Jun 15 2019
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They charged way to much for the vocal jazz concert

It was a total riff off

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👤︎ u/Subscribe_to_Sam24
📅︎ Jan 20 2019
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Why don't the backstreet boys have a front vocal?

Because if they did, he'd be a main street boy.

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👤︎ u/vvt2003
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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My vocals range isn't very good

I can only Go down so fa.

Note: I'm not a dad and im tired.

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👤︎ u/BASIC-Mufasa
📅︎ May 10 2018
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The doctor told me my vocal chords were damaged

I was speechless

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👤︎ u/mineclash92
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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Scientists have recently engineered a new species of frog that have become immortal after removing their vocal cords

They can’t croak.

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👤︎ u/Hidoshigo
📅︎ Aug 23 2018
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I hope the place where Phil Collins records his vocals is referred to as the "Stu-Stustudio"
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👤︎ u/sternloyalty
📅︎ Feb 28 2016
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What album was most vocal about the metric system?

Korn - Follow the Litre

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👤︎ u/dhalsimballskin
📅︎ Feb 20 2017
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If Michael Cera started a three-part-harmony vocal group, they could be named the Tri-Cera-Tops.
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👤︎ u/zackdinerstein
📅︎ Feb 22 2015
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Did you hear about the rooster who had surgery on his vocal cords?

He's cockadoodledoing alright now

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👤︎ u/ash92596
📅︎ Jul 12 2017
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Scientists have successfully grown human vocal chords in a petri dish.

The results speak for themselves

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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Scientists have grown human vocal chords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves.

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👤︎ u/Stupidboy0
📅︎ Nov 07 2018
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Scientists have grown human vocal cords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves.

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👤︎ u/aca6825
📅︎ Oct 30 2019
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Scientists have succeeded in growing human vocal chords in a Petri dish.

The results speak for themselves!

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👤︎ u/Stoatwobbler
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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If vocal chords could be grown in a Petri dish,

Do you think the results would speak for themselves?

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👤︎ u/Bob_alob_aSqueeb
📅︎ Jan 12 2018
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Scientists have grown working vocal cords in the lab.

The results speak for themselves.

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👤︎ u/edhere
📅︎ Aug 01 2017
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