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Duet Puns

A list of puns related to "Duet"

Made a duet with someone who had bugs in their computer
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👤︎ u/AnimeSoupDraw
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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At the bar last night "you two should do a duet karaoke song"

Me: "She won't Du et"

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👤︎ u/chriskj2006
📅︎ Sep 08 2019
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My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me.

I have to duet alone.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 09 2018
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I thought I would never be able to sing along with other person

But, in the end, I was able to duet.

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👤︎ u/jpereira73
📅︎ May 25 2020
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My two sisters were really thinking about doing some karaoke together...

Anyway, it got very annoying after a while so I said: "Well, just duet already!"

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👤︎ u/RobinTGG
📅︎ Jan 31 2019
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If you've been thinking about singing karaoke with a friend

just duet!

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👤︎ u/frientjamin
📅︎ Nov 10 2016
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I tried to convince my friend to sing a song with me.

But he wouldn't duet.

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👤︎ u/AStrangePrice
📅︎ Sep 05 2017
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Two musicians are in bed with each other.

One of them says to the other "Lets duet"

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👤︎ u/Free_The_Spoons
📅︎ Nov 16 2013
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My partner bailed on me at open mic night...

Me: "This next song was written for two people, but since my partner couldn't make it I'll just have to duet alone."

Crowd: collective groan

The entire crowd rolled their eyes together, but at least I played well!

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👤︎ u/evansdead
📅︎ Jun 03 2014
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My wife refuses to go to karaoke with me.

I have to duet alone.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Nov 26 2019
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My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me.

So I have to duet alone.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 22 2019
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My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me.

I have to duet alone.

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👤︎ u/LordDobbington
📅︎ Mar 26 2018
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My wife refuses to go to Karaoke with me.

I guess I'll have to duet alone.

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👤︎ u/keithasaurus
📅︎ Nov 22 2018
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