Did you know that Jedi master Yoda was actually a Austro-Bavarian folk singer?

It's true. Right there in his last name, "Lay Hee Hoo."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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What do the cats of opera singers cry for?

Oh, for tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DerPidder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2021
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Who is the most selfless singer there is?

Cher.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saosin713
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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Did you hear about the Canadian folk singer who had a run in with the Mafia?

They threw him into a river wearing concrete shoes, now they call him Gordon Heavyfoot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trashconverters
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2021
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I'm not a bad singer!

I'm just using Out-of-Tune

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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My girlfriend was sad, so I asked her who my favorite singer is and then placed my head on her chest

I told her Michael Boob-lay

She wasn’t as sad anymore (or much sadder since she realized how dumb the person she’s dating is). Happy new year everybody

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drumdude92
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Did you hear about the 80s singer who was utterly unyielding in attitude or opinion in spite of all appeals?

He was AdamAnt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anarchyinyourhead
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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what is a singers favourite laptop brand?

a dell

(hope you guys get it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoundSandMan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Did you hear about the opera singer who faked every performance?

Placebo Domingo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bdean42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Santa’s helpers favorite singer.

Elve-is.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrVegano
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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Who is Blackbeard's favorite singer?

Arrrrrr Kelly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....

Well I am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Bet you didn't know this singer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shakainthehouse
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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What singer would be the biggest advocator for romantic abstinence?

Lil Naw Sex

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnnyZillion
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the microwave until it’s Bill Withers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forest-of-ewood
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Why was singer waiting at the front door?

He didn't have the right key and didn't know when to come in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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Why did the singer go by the name Afroman and not Afrowoman?

Because he’s a guy, because he’s a guy, because he’s a guy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MGreenMN
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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My friend used to clean house for a famous singer-guitar player, til he died in 2016. She then became a police investigator...

She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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Did you know soul singer Bill Withers had a brother called β€˜Bear’?

He wrote telephone hold music.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/norney
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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A singer known for her show in Las Vegas has introduced a line of gourmet mustard...

Celine Dijon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Why did the opera singer get arrested??

She got into treble after the concert. (Please continue to make lots of music puns please)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebitlifelover
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Which Country Music Singer's name do you say when you're moving furniture past someone?

Dolly Pardon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThumbFuNinja
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What do you get when you combine an awful hair style and a singer?

A Perry Comover

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hawkeye18
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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Did you hear about the time the lead singer of the band β€œThe Police” went undercover to catch a criminal?

It was a Sting operation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dig-ol-bick
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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Which country is filled with very poor singers?

Singapore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LucianoMercuri__
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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I am pulling my hair out to think of that R & B singer who opens doors

Alopecia Keys

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldygold2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts

Wouldn't Wanna Beya's

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dd1zzle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What does a singer hate when she's horny?

A melody.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sumo-911
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?

She saw the sine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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What do you call a woman that almost became a singer?

Nearly Furtado

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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I was at a concert but the singer got delayed

Postponed Malone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcharlesboyle
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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If you're looking for a lead singer for your wham cover band

I'm your man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/74CK
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Why can't bad singers ever unlock a door?

Because they're out of key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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Did you hear the lead singer of disturbed isn’t going to self isolate?

He’s down with the sickness.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/E-radi-cate
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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Getting the singer wrong? It's not unusual.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Singer of Smells Like Teen Spirit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkathion890
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how much better the old one was.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgglas
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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[Tribute to the singer/songwriter who passed away today] How do you turn a duck into a soul musician?

Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aaaaaidan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Why was the tire a bad singer?

It was a little flat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/montero65
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2020
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Did you hear about the Fleetwood Mac singer's leg shaving mishap?

It was Stevie's nick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2020
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Which computer is the best singer?

A Dell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/redditset6o
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Who's Santa's favorite singer?

Elf-is Presley.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaffleFlame
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Who is Santa's favourite singer?

Elf-ish Presley

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πŸ‘€︎ u/air28uk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?

Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers.

(A tribute to Bill - RIP)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkskiez
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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