Did you know that Jedi master Yoda was actually a Austro-Bavarian folk singer?
It's true. Right there in his last name, "Lay Hee Hoo."
What do the cats of opera singers cry for?
Who is the most selfless singer there is?
Did you hear about the Canadian folk singer who had a run in with the Mafia?
They threw him into a river wearing concrete shoes, now they call him Gordon Heavyfoot.
I'm not a bad singer!
I'm just using Out-of-Tune
My girlfriend was sad, so I asked her who my favorite singer is and then placed my head on her chest
I told her Michael Boob-lay
She wasn’t as sad anymore (or much sadder since she realized how dumb the person she’s dating is). Happy new year everybody
Did you hear about the 80s singer who was utterly unyielding in attitude or opinion in spite of all appeals?
what is a singers favourite laptop brand?
a dell
(hope you guys get it)
Did you hear about the opera singer who faked every performance?
Santa’s helpers favorite singer.
Who is Blackbeard's favorite singer?
People don't believe me when I tell them I'm the lead singer in a Black Eyed Peas tribute band....
Bet you didn't know this singer
What singer would be the biggest advocator for romantic abstinence?
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the microwave until it’s Bill Withers
Why was singer waiting at the front door?
He didn't have the right key and didn't know when to come in
Why did the singer go by the name Afroman and not Afrowoman?
Because he’s a guy, because he’s a guy, because he’s a guy.
My friend used to clean house for a famous singer-guitar player, til he died in 2016. She then became a police investigator...
She dusted for Prince now she's dusting for prints.
Did you know soul singer Bill Withers had a brother called ‘Bear’?
He wrote telephone hold music.
A singer known for her show in Las Vegas has introduced a line of gourmet mustard...
Why did the opera singer get arrested??
She got into treble after the concert. (Please continue to make lots of music puns please)
Which Country Music Singer's name do you say when you're moving furniture past someone?
What do you get when you combine an awful hair style and a singer?
Did you hear about the time the lead singer of the band “The Police” went undercover to catch a criminal?
Which country is filled with very poor singers?
I am pulling my hair out to think of that R & B singer who opens doors
Ya know, I really like the singer Sia, but I'm a bigger fan of the band that always closes her concerts
What does a singer hate when she's horny?
Did you know the Ace of Base lead singer was also a mathematician?
What do you call a woman that almost became a singer?
I was at a concert but the singer got delayed
If you're looking for a lead singer for your wham cover band
Why can't bad singers ever unlock a door?
Because they're out of key.
Did you hear the lead singer of disturbed isn’t going to self isolate?
He’s down with the sickness.
Getting the singer wrong? It's not unusual.
Singer of Smells Like Teen Spirit
How many country singers does it take to change a light bulb?
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how much better the old one was.
[Tribute to the singer/songwriter who passed away today] How do you turn a duck into a soul musician?
Put it in the microwave until its bill withers.
Why was the tire a bad singer?
Did you hear about the Fleetwood Mac singer's leg shaving mishap?
Which computer is the best singer?
Who's Santa's favorite singer?
Who is Santa's favourite singer?
How do you turn a duck into a soul singer?
Put it in the oven until its Bill Withers.
(A tribute to Bill - RIP)
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