What do you call the bass in dog choir?
Guys stop making jokes about bass
Seriously just drop it
im sorry u read this
What did the upright bass say to the nervous guitar?
“You’re too high strung, don’t fret.”
I tried to play a bass guitar once.
It didn't make much sound, and it slipped out of my hands and swam away
The bass player of Red Hot Chili Peppers opened a second hand store
They're calling it the Flea Market
Asked my GF why she chose this salad over the drum and bass salad, she wants to disown me.
I ran into Luke Combs today and I was talking to him about when I caught a 10 lb bass. He said I’m kinda in a hurry, nice to meet you tho.
So I told him it might not mean much to you but it does to me.
I bought my son a Bass.
But Dad, I wanted a Ukulele.
Ah well, your Ukulele just passed puberty.
Just me playing the bass at Costco
I had a bass joke but I guess I'll just drop it
I finally dropped the bass.
The other fisherman weren't too happy about it though.
A rare sea bass has been spotted
Quick aside. If admiral ackbar contracted a minnow-scule amount of salmon-ella poisson-ing while tuna-ing his guitar on his carp-et, would he instead need to use his bass tonight?
Ordered some bass in a restaurant, but I had to return it because the fish they gave me was full of diarrhea
Why does everyone like the guitar more than the bass?
It’s more of a BASSic instrument!
If you take LSD by accident listen to some dubstep, bass will neutralize the acid
LSD is also known as acid, bass sounds same as base, in chemistry acid and base neutralize each other
I know. It’s not actually a bass guitar
I used to play the bass but I quit.
It was hard to get the fish smell off my hands.
Why don't bass players like dating guitar players?
Im really digging my bass
Explaining his stance on eating fish, he says that he’s fine with eating fish just not bass,
Because you should never go bass to mouth
When they allowed the bass sheep into the barbershop quartet,
My band's bass player was difficult to find
But I have no bass-is for comparison
Two bass drums and a symbol fall off of a cliff...
I told my wife I had sax with my bass
She told me to guitar of the house
I went fishing and cought a few bass
But I had to throw them back because they were full of diarrhea.....Sick bass turds
I needed more bass on my submarine, so I brought my dog with me.
The bass notes in classical music give me a headache
My doctor says it's just lower Bach pain.
Ad appeared in personal ads section.... Middle aged outdoors man, avid bass fisherman looking for like minded single woman with a bass boat....
I sing on a daily Bass-is
Out of 20 I’d say my singing level is like a tenor eleven.
I caught a lot of bass on my last fishing trip.
They weren't much treble to catch.
Darth Vader finds the rebels' secret bass
I was going to make a bass joke
I've always played the bass a bit flat
But it's nothing to fret about.
My dad put Christmas lights on his double bass today...
The lights were weaving in and out between the strings, all over the fretboard, etc, rendering it temporarily unplayable. So I asked, "How are you going to play it now with the lights between the strings?"
He replied with, "Carefully." Of course.
"But the lights will stop the strings from being used properly!"
"Well, they'll just feel a little lighter then, won't they?"
The Rolling Stone’s jet hit a goose, killing the drummer and the bass player…
Killed two stones with one bird.
Every single time we go to a restaurant with sea bass on the menu
my dad will ask the waiter if their sea bass is ill tempered. Here is a link to the scene from Austin Powers for anyone who doesn't know the line. Only two waiters have ever gotten the joke.
My friend is a bass player
And man does he know how to tune a fish.
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