They're calling it the Flea Market
But Dad, I wanted a Ukulele.
Ah well, your Ukulele just passed puberty.
The other fisherman weren't too happy about it though.
It’s more of a BASSic instrument!
Sick bass turds
LSD is also known as acid, bass sounds same as base, in chemistry acid and base neutralize each other
Too much treble
It was hard to get the fish smell off my hands.
Because you should never go bass to mouth
they set the baa low.
She told me to guitar of the house
But I had to throw them back because they were full of diarrhea.....Sick bass turds
But I have no bass-is for comparison
Send picture of boat.
He's a subwoofer.
My doctor says it's just lower Bach pain.
They weren't much treble to catch.
Out of 20 I’d say my singing level is like a tenor eleven.
But it's nothing to fret about.
The lights were weaving in and out between the strings, all over the fretboard, etc, rendering it temporarily unplayable. So I asked, "How are you going to play it now with the lights between the strings?" He replied with, "Carefully." Of course. "But the lights will stop the strings from being used properly!"
"Well, they'll just feel a little lighter then, won't they?"
Killed two stones with one bird.
And man does he know how to tune a fish.
my dad will ask the waiter if their sea bass is ill tempered. Here is a link to the scene from Austin Powers for anyone who doesn't know the line. Only two waiters have ever gotten the joke.
So I am staying in Germany with a host family. I know little German and we all went out for lunch. I was looking at the seafood section and I took forever in deciding what I wanted, going back and forth between the salmon and the sea bass. I finally decided on the sea bass, and we order our food.
So some restaurants in Germany are a lot more casual than American restaurants, and you sometimes seat yourself and the waiter/waitress will bring the silverware and napkins to you later. So when I saw the waiter bring over a plate with silverware and napkins on it, he placed it in front of me, to which I naturally said:
"Well, I could have sworn I ordered the sea bass."
My host family literally died laughing.
Mum: Does your friend know you want to buy it from him?
Me: Yeh he's holding onto it for me until I can afford it
Dad: His arms will be very tired by the time you can afford it.....
parents are going to see an outdoor concert
Mom: Do you have your cooler packed?
Dad: (in bathroom) Yeah, I got my culo packed. [loud fart]