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Realtor Puns

A list of puns related to "Realtor"

My realtor asked me how I felt about the defects in the finish trim in my new home.

I said I'll be coping.

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👤︎ u/chilldabpanda
📅︎ Feb 07 2021
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A good realtor is always equipped with a video camera.

It's how they get the square footage.

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👤︎ u/CyberOGa3
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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I had my cornfield all set up to sell in 2 acre units when my realtor suddenly brought me plans for acre units.

He was plotting against me!

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Aug 12 2020
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My friend is a realtor and her husband just died. I hugged her at the funeral and said "unit".

She said, "thanks. That means a lot to me."

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Oct 19 2019
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What did the fetus say to the realtor?

I’m looking for something wombier.

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👤︎ u/Beaverpudding
📅︎ Mar 31 2019
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What kind of tea does a realtor drink?

...Proper Tea!

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👤︎ u/theredditgotme
📅︎ Dec 15 2017
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I was looking at a treehouse with my realtor near the airport in northeast Texas when I asked my realtor...

What is this Dallas-Fort Worth?

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👤︎ u/Dopeghostandy
📅︎ Nov 03 2014
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There's a local realtor whose name is Richard Roberts...

My wife told me,

"Richard Roberts? That's a mouthful!"

I told her,

"Not as much as Dick"

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👤︎ u/poot_scooter
📅︎ May 23 2017
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The prime pun

What did amazon prime’s realtor say when they bought there land for there headquarters...

Now that’s some prime real estate

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👤︎ u/awsomeguy222
📅︎ Dec 20 2018
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What is the opposite of an actor?

A realtor.

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👤︎ u/questionall101
📅︎ Jun 28 2019
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"Have you got a free house?" asked my buddy over the phone.

I said, "No, the realtor put it at around £850,000."

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Dec 02 2018
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Buying a home with a septic system...

wife: The realtor has offered to have the septic system pumped...

me: That's a load of crap!

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👤︎ u/botblue
📅︎ Jun 21 2017
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