The first five florists I called today knew absolutely nothing about laying carpet or tile.
And suddenly I’m the idiot....
My florist friend asked me to smell her dianthus caryophyllus
I replied, "What in carnation is that?!?!"
A florist named Chris started a band with 3 of the neighborhood mums. Guess what they called the band?
Chrysanthemums.
Around the turn of 1900, two Friars move to London to start up a florist shop. Well this didn't sit well with the established florist shop down on the corner.
The other shop owner called his buddy to have someone trash their store. They sent Hugh, big guy like 6'3'' 300pounds. Hugh goes in and busts the store up and scares the Friars off, sending them back to the monastery.
The moral of the story is, Hugh and only Hugh can prevent Florist Friars.
Our local florist recently expanded to take in the shop space next door.
Business must really be blooming.
Why didn’t the florist need any friends?
The flowers were their best buds.
“Good morning,” the new plant said to the florist! The florist replied,
“Hey bud.”
How does a southern florist exclaim his disbelief?
What in 'Carnation??
I got fired from the florist
I took to many leaves
I just now realized that a florist is not someone that fixes your floor. reddit.com/r/confessions/…
How did the florist win the competition for best occupation?
He rose above the rest.
My florist died last week.
He kicked the bouquet.
why did the florist go out of business?
Too many problems a rose.
My friend who is a stock broker on Wall Street wants to open a florist shop...
He wants to stop and sell the roses!
The shipping company has announced a partnership with florists to order flowers online to have them sent anywhere in the world
It's called UPS-edaisy
A disreputable friend of mine became a florist.
It sounds like a seedy business.
The first five florists I called today knew absolutely nothing about laying carpet or tile.
And suddenly I’m the idiot.....
Why did the florist go out of business?
Too many problems a rose.
