Paralegal Puns

A paralegals.

Just heard this from a fellow coworker a few minutes ago:

I work on a team that have two "Nicks" in the office. One works in tech support and the other is a paralegal. We all work in the same vicinity. My supervisor was showing her frustration about a program that was not working right and she immediately asked for Nick (tech Nick). Paralegal Nick answered her call but she said that she it was asking for the other Nick.

My coworker, without a beat, said, "We might need to come up with new nicknames."

She wanted to see How To Be Single. The main character is a paralegal. She moves into a nice apartment in NYC. GF leans over.

Her:how can she afford that. She's just a paralegal. Me:she probably makes more than one legal.

Groans and eye rolls to follow.

Paralegal: OK, I'm gonna run to the post office real quick, then grab lunch.

Boss: Y'know, it'd probably be quicker if you took your car.