Receptionist Puns

Because there’s always room for improvement.

I replied "Yes you may, go right ahead and ask"

"Hamster?" she laughed, "That's a snake".

Thanks for cuming and cum again.

She would say "picabo I.C.U."

She just shook her head and said "This is a non-prophet organization."

The man says “no thanks, just a regular doctor please”

Me: no I don’t need that many, only one thanks

I replied with ‘no, I want a regular doctor’.

She must have called in thicc

Me: "I prefer to be called 'Robert'"

She said, “Get off Reddit for once and do something productive.”

Okay I better take the cat out of the bag then!

My dad refuses to make his dentist appointments for any time other than 2:30...(Tooth Hurty)

Me: How do you want the change?

Girl: 50 50

Me: So you are not sure?

The girl laughed but the friend took a bit more time to understand.

Left the office a little early today.

Me: "Gotta jet!" Her: "Did you win the lottery this weekend?"

It's cloudy with no rain today, and when I got to the lab in the basement, here's what happened.

Receptionist: Has the sun come out yet today?

Me: No, not yet. But I did see an old bomber and two fighters for the D-Day anniversary.

Nurse passing by: Where were they?

Me: In the sky, where else?

*cue laughter and one "he sure got you good" from the receptionists*

Mission accomplished.

I sliced the tip of my finger off on a kitchen mandolin and after much convincing from my wife we went to the ER.

Nurse: Sorry for the long wait and thank you for your patience.

Me: This patient's got patience, so no worries.

Wife, nurse and receptionist: groans

My mum sprained her ankle and my dad drove her to the nearby walk-in clinic.

Upon entering, with my mum hobbling along on her uninjured foot alongside him, he said to the receptionist "Walk-in? What about the hop-in?"

She looked at him with confusion.

Waste of excellent humour.

Me: No, just a regular doctor will do.