I yelled back "I know all those letters!" Everyone laughed, well except this one guy.
“How did you find your steak sir?”
Dad responds: “I just looked down at the potatoes and there is was!”
“Because she has no taste.”
Mmm pasta, mmm pasta, mmm pasta now, now
I told her she looked exhausted. When you start your day like that you’re tired all day.
I said I looked at the mashed potatoes and the steak was right next to them.
"No, I was hoping you'd just give them to us, for free."
Just give me some kind of stein girl.
"It should, it was fresh ground this morning. "
Dad: "No, I'm actually Norwegian. So close though, you're pretty good at that!"
"Remember the a la mode!"
I shouted, "Even better, I know the whole alphabet!"
Everyone laughed...
Well, everyone except this one guy.
No, the steaks are too high!
I told her “No I would rather wrestle for it”.
Tip her, but don’t let her fall
I said just a regular salad would be fine
Eileen.
A1C por favor
"And make it snappy."
I responded with, "no, but we can arm wrestle any day."
I replied, "No thanks, I'd rather wrestle for it!"
I said: “I’d rather wrestle for it”.
Waitress: [slaps me a good one across the face] "The men I please are none of your business !"....OOF
That’s assault.
Dad: No. But I'll wrestle you for it!
"No thanks, I don't think the table's hungry."
But hey, it puts food on the table.
She brought a lot to the table.
He responded with a grin, "Did you just assume my tender?"
I don't know whether it's because she likes me or because I dress like a fifth century nomad...
family walks into Denny's
Waitress: "Welcome to Denny's! Just five of you today?"
Dad: "Yes, four adults, one child."
Waitress: "Alright, would you like a kids menu today?"
Dad: "No thanks, I just had three. They were delicious."
-_-
"Isreali good, thank you."
Had lunch with a friend. When the waitress came with the check, she mentioned that if we called in and answered a few questions regarding the meal, I could get a free queso.
Without thinking, I said, "Case o' what?"
She looked rather unimpressed. I had to apologize by explaining I was a dad. She remained unimpressed. My friend was on the floor laughing. He's a dad too.
TL;DR - Dad-joked a waitress and won a queso shame.
Scene: Dinner for my mom's birthday at a very nice (expensive) restaurant.
Waitress: Your steak comes with a choice of the vegetable of the day or a twice baked potato.
Me: Are twice baked potatoes and refried beans prepared similar ways or is that just a naming coincidence?
W: Laughing Oh my God. Our bartender and I were just talking about funny "dad jokes" on reddit! I didn't expect to hear one in person. Do you use reddit?
M: Umm... Yeah... I actually follow r/dadjokes but I'm not a dad and
W: You should post that joke there!
I have no idea if she will see this but my wife said I had to let everyone know about a redditor interaction. I hope she does because the food was awesome and she was a fantastic waitress beyond being a fellow redditor.
I still have no idea if twice baked potatoes and refried beans have any link...
With just the tip
No! I need them to see
I told her I wanted it cooked on a stove.
My Dad, every time: "I'm not a very good boxer... but I'll wrestle you for it."
"I'm not much of a boxer, but I'll wrestle you for them."
I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.
I told her it wasn't difficult. They were right next to my potatoes
Dad: I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.
I told her I’d rather wrestle her for it instead
She kicked me out and said “The men I please are none of your business!”
