This is the... wait, what?
I can’t wait till my Wife and I have a our first baby.
I’ll hand them to her and say “Here’s the fruits of your labor.”
In which country is it mandatory to wait in queues?
If you think 2020 was bad, just wait a couple of years.
Because 2022 is 2020 too.
One has to wait for snooker.
Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?
Because it'll be sadder day.
I can’t wait for New Years Eve
So on January 1st I can say “I guess hindsight is 2020!”
Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnson’s butt
Can’t wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if there’s wife on Mars.
Now you just wait there a damn second friend.. a little birdie has just informed me that you are in fact a mime
A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."
There is a couple, that always waits in front of orphanages before they open.
They're better known as the early adopters.
A man was chopping down a tree but was surprised when the tree suddenly exclaimed, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
then he responded, "And you will dialogue!"
Why did the president-elect wait so long before deciding to run for president?
He was just Biden his time
I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper
The doctor was taking a while so he said: Sorry for the wait
I respond: no problem I’m patient
Now that the Fall is officially here, I can't wait to make tons of extra money gathering leaves..
.. last year I raked it in.
i can't wait to go to Hawaii
I know for sure that i will get leid upon arrival
Trump and Pence were preparing to leave the Whitehouse for a big rally. When the helicopter arrived, Trump wasn't ready yet, so Pence asked: "Do you want me to wait for you Mr. President?" ...
"No Mike, you fly on ahead and I'll catch up later".
Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu can’t wait
Just wait until you aunt marries Robert,
A lumberjack was out cutting down trees in the forest one day. He went to swing his axe and the tree screamed "WAIT! I'M A TALKING TREE!!!!"
The lumberjack looked up at the tree and paused saying "well, you may be a talking tree, but I'll see that you die a log!"
Mom: "The line was too long, I wasn't going to wait" Me: "Well I have patience, something that you don't"
Dad: "She works at a doctor's office, of course she has patients"
Doctor: Sorry for the long wait.
Dad: No worries. I'm patient.
My wife and I recently had a child on accident. We didn't want a child at all as we are rather young and wanted to wait a few years. He was born yesterday at the whopping weight of 8 kilos.
We've made a massive mistake
I can't wait until the pandemic is over, and I can see the pun-based show my local theater troupe has been rehearsing.
Why do melons have to wait so long to get married?
Wait wait, they've got a point
After waiting for an hour at the doctor's office the nurse came by and said sorry for the wait...
To which I replied, "No problem, I'm patient."
I can’t wait for Halloween this year!
Everyone will be wearing masks!
Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..
Wait until he hears about the doors.
Tree before it gets cut down: wait! I'm a talking tree!
Lumberjack: and you will dialogue
If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
I can’t wait until hindsight....
Tree: wait I’m a talking tree!!
Lumberjack: yes, and you will dialogue
A lumberjack was about to cut off a tree when it suddenly said "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack then said: "And you will dialogue."
Nurse: Sorry For Making You Have To Wait
Dad: No Problem, I'm Patient
Nurse : Sorry for the wait
Don't worry, i'm patient.
I can’t wait for this year to be over
Then I can say “hindsight’s 2020”.