This is the... wait, what?
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︎ Jan 18 2021
I canβt wait till my Wife and I have a our first baby.
Iβll hand them to her and say βHereβs the fruits of your labor.β
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︎ Jan 28 2021
In which country is it mandatory to wait in queues?
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︎ Jan 17 2021
If you think 2020 was bad, just wait a couple of years.
Because 2022 is 2020 too.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
One has to wait for snooker.
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︎ Jan 20 2021
Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?
Because it'll be sadder day.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
I canβt wait for New Years Eve
So on January 1st I can say βI guess hindsight is 2020!β
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︎ Dec 11 2020
Wait, if you slap Dwayne Johnsonβs butt
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Canβt wait for the first married woman to walk on the red planet.
Just so I can ask if thereβs wife on Mars.
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Wait a minute
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Now you just wait there a damn second friend.. a little birdie has just informed me that you are in fact a mime
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︎ Dec 20 2020
A lumberjack walks into an enchanted forest. As he goes to chop down a tree, it calls out. "Wait, don't chop me down. I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack smiles. "And you will dialogue."
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︎ Oct 14 2020
There is a couple, that always waits in front of orphanages before they open.
They're better known as the early adopters.
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︎ Nov 06 2020
A man was chopping down a tree but was surprised when the tree suddenly exclaimed, "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
then he responded, "And you will dialogue!"
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︎ Aug 13 2020
Why did the president-elect wait so long before deciding to run for president?
He was just Biden his time
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︎ Nov 13 2020
I had to wait in line for 20 minutes just to buy some really cheap toilet paper
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︎ Nov 08 2020
The doctor was taking a while so he said: Sorry for the wait
I respond: no problem Iβm patient
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︎ Nov 05 2020
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︎ Sep 30 2020
Wait, its all beans?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Now that the Fall is officially here, I can't wait to make tons of extra money gathering leaves..
.. last year I raked it in.
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︎ Sep 25 2020
U wait till u see mine !
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︎ Jan 13 2020
i can't wait to go to Hawaii
I know for sure that i will get leid upon arrival
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Trump and Pence were preparing to leave the Whitehouse for a big rally. When the helicopter arrived, Trump wasn't ready yet, so Pence asked: "Do you want me to wait for you Mr. President?" ...
"No Mike, you fly on ahead and I'll catch up later".
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︎ Oct 15 2020
Devil puns anyone? Lol also promoting Lucifer huhu canβt wait
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︎ Aug 15 2020
Holed Up β Wait a minute
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︎ Jun 21 2020
Just wait until you aunt marries Robert,
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︎ Oct 06 2020
A lumberjack was out cutting down trees in the forest one day. He went to swing his axe and the tree screamed "WAIT! I'M A TALKING TREE!!!!"
The lumberjack looked up at the tree and paused saying "well, you may be a talking tree, but I'll see that you die a log!"
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︎ Aug 25 2020
Mom: "The line was too long, I wasn't going to wait" Me: "Well I have patience, something that you don't"
Dad: "She works at a doctor's office, of course she has patients"
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Doctor: Sorry for the long wait.
Dad: No worries. I'm patient.
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︎ Sep 04 2020
My wife and I recently had a child on accident. We didn't want a child at all as we are rather young and wanted to wait a few years. He was born yesterday at the whopping weight of 8 kilos.
We've made a massive mistake
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︎ Jul 25 2020
I can't wait until the pandemic is over, and I can see the pun-based show my local theater troupe has been rehearsing.
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Haha ... wait a minute
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︎ Jun 29 2020
Why do melons have to wait so long to get married?
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Wait wait, they've got a point
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︎ May 16 2020
After waiting for an hour at the doctor's office the nurse came by and said sorry for the wait...
To which I replied, "No problem, I'm patient."
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︎ Aug 13 2020
wait for it...
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︎ Mar 22 2020
I canβt wait for Halloween this year!
Everyone will be wearing masks!
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︎ Aug 20 2020
Can't wait for this travel ban to lift. Prague would be my number one choice..
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︎ Jul 04 2020
wait-a-melon
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Wait until he hears about the doors.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
Tree before it gets cut down: wait! I'm a talking tree!
Lumberjack: and you will dialogue
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︎ Aug 21 2020
If you think Thursdays are depressing, wait two days.
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︎ Mar 05 2020
I canβt wait until hindsight....
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Tree: wait Iβm a talking tree!!
Lumberjack: yes, and you will dialogue
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︎ Aug 30 2020
A lumberjack was about to cut off a tree when it suddenly said "Wait! I'm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack then said: "And you will dialogue."
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Nurse: Sorry For Making You Have To Wait
Dad: No Problem, I'm Patient
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Nurse : Sorry for the wait
Don't worry, i'm patient.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I canβt wait for this year to be over
Then I can say βhindsightβs 2020β.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
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