"Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?"

"It was two tired."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why can’t bicycles stand up by themselves?

Because they are two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obenssonosias
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MangoAway17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

Once upon a time there was this lobster...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__kitten
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2019
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Why can't bikes stand by their own?

Because it's two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkKnight_Jedi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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A new study is showing surprising advances in primate evolution: Dr. Thomas Ink, a researcher in southern Africa has found certain groups of apes 'brewing' alcohol by leaving old fruit to stand in water pools then drinking from it and becoming inebriated.

Dr. Ink has dubbed these 'Monkey Bars'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pparten
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I like to stand in the corner at parties and blow on anyone who walks by.

People hate it, but I’m a fan.

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Floating hammock camping stand by Hang Solo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ASadSolitarysoul
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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What Do You Call It When A Person Gets Hit By A Hotdog Stand?

A hit and bun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoTheSpiderboy
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2019
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Just wanted to remind everyone of all the hard work the significant others of superheroes do. They deal with so much, have to be in their shadow, yet still stand by them...

They really are fucking heroes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Uingsz
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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I watched a stand-up routine by a convicted murderer.

The jokes were dead-on, really a killer performance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkaic
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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After I submit this entry, I will stand by a wooden lamp pole.

It’s my post-post post post.

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Ever since it started snowing, my girlfriend just stands by the window and stares...

If it gets any worse out there I’ll have to let her back in the house.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TeeJaySmall
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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Spain surprised the world by taking a stand by banning pens and enforcing the use of quills for handwriting.

No one expected the Spanish Ink Position.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/desireewhitehall
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?

It’s two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bob-Frapples
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Odinnextgen
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SomeRacoon555
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xd_Aayush11
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dani_SF
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it’s two tired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deja_Lou28
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Stopped by a roadside stand that said lobster tails $2. I paid my $2 and he said...

Once upon a time there was this lobster...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why couldn’t the bike stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_mine_at_night
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two tired.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/westin02
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Steve_OH
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veryoldhippy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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A bicycle can’t stand by itself, because it is two tired
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mattasaurusrrex
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randymayhem0312
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nscherer923
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand by itself?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoldierInGames
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ketch_77
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2019
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Why couldn’t the bike stand up by itself?

It was two-tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyaYusha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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Why couldn't the bike stand up by itself

it was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alboy122303
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2019
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My bicycle doesn’t stand up by itself anymore

It’s just two tired!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unicycleguy06
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself

It was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_Saying
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two-tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/civleuy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Why couldn’t the Bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IDrinkSmoothies2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was too tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boutlawj
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBobbyKest
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2018
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Why can't bikes stand up by themselves?

Because they're too tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrWachamacallin
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Why couldn’t the bike stand up by itself?

It was two-tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_McMuffins
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2018
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sweaty_Bollocks
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself?

Because it was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shirking_Studios
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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Why can’t a bicycle stand by itself?

Because it’s two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatSalaed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2018
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rivercitytees
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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Why couldn't the bicycle stand up by itself?

It was two tired.

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