Outstanding pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amrha
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2019
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πŸ‘€︎ u/knorke3
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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Dad is outstanding
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Time-Owl
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When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo,

I had to put my foot down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prototype273
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I once knew a scarecrow that won an award

for outstanding achievements in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hover-lovecraft
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/yvngdicaprio
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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Landed a good I think while pressure washing today.

Me: Well son the driveway was long over due for a cleaning.

My son: oh yeah? Was it?

Me: I think evidence is pretty concrete!

He gave me the eye roll and head back, a win in my book.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Do you have any outstanding warrants for your arrest?

Sorry, officer. They’re all pretty mediocre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chx_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Outstanding move
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πŸ‘€︎ u/endofdaays
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Outstanding move.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FizyFuzz
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/communist_scumbag
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Good news from the bank!

They say I have outstanding loans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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He's outstanding in the field.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrSocialSwagger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2017
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My coworker asked what it’s called when you ask something but haven’t gotten an answer yet.

I told him that’s an outstanding question.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zachpledger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2021
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Out Standing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Plumbbookknurd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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What does a debt collector say when complimenting a duck?

β€œYou have an outstanding bill!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/medimanager
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2020
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I received a letter the other day saying my tax return was 'outstanding'.

Although it's lovely to receive such high praise from HMRC, to be honest I can't even remember sending one in.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnydarko-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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Dad went out to this field and sent me a picture of himself there.

The caption read β€˜I’m outstanding in this field!’

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Why are scarecrows so good at their jobs?

They’re outstanding in their field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lorelei178
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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You a scrarecrow kid.

You are outstanding in your field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rawSingularity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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Outstanding g imgur.com/5oI8CJd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KluKlayu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2015
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What an outstanding result in potty training.

An envy pee.

(like an MVP, get it..OK I go away now)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2018
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What do you call a thousand outstanding lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?

The Great Barrister Reef.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustinArmuchee
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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Cue the Valentine's Day posts v.redd.it/0eqavgouhig21
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nanimator7
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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I am great with personal finance!

The last time I checked my credit card bill they said it was outstanding !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesaturatedPanda
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Delbadeaux
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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When you see cows standing in a field, they are good cows.

They are outstanding in their field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Star_Dragon01
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2021
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award?"

"Because he was outstanding in his field."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/matdave
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2020
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As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field

But hay, it's in my jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legendx_X
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Revdown
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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"Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PersonWalker
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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As a scarecrow people say that I’m outstanding in my field.

But hay, it’s in my jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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Why did the scarecrow get a promotion?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadDentalWork
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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How did the scarecrow get promoted?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PRousse
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Why did the scarecrow keep getting promoted?

Because he was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aarace
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding in my field

But hey, it's in my genes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legendx_X
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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As a scarecrow, people say I'm outstanding im my field.

But hay, it's in my jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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Did you hear about that scarecrow that won an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rein_Carnated
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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Did you hear about the scarecrow who got promoted?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NofarDCohen42
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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Scarecrows are outstanding in their field,

But hay, it's in their jeans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fukhed69
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2018
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What did the scarecrow win an award for?

He was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/livinloud2015
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get an award?

Because he was β€œoutstanding” in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kucinator
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
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Why aren't you great when sitting inside?

Because you aren't outstanding

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Because he was outstanding in his field!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalrusNerd
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Why did the scarecrow win an award?

He was outstanding in his field

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlintTheDad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why did the scarecrow get an award?

He was outstanding in his field.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nota_person
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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