Attainments Puns

A list of puns related to "Attainments"

Scientists have discovered a new species of potato that has attained consciousness and become self aware.

They are calling them meta-taters.

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👤︎ u/iMakeCrap
📅︎ Feb 26 2021
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What did the group of monks did after attaining enlightenment?

They Celibated.

Ha,I'm going.

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👤︎ u/Pumpkimstew
📅︎ May 24 2020
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What happened when Einstein smoked pot for the first time?

Mankind attained its highest form of intelligence.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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What do a octopus and a human have in common?

They are both fairly dumb compared to the ultimately attainable intelligence of a biological organism given the use of cognitive enhancement utilizing vast computational resources.

(Yea that’s the joke, this is my first day on the job and I’m trying to impress the boss.) what am I saying

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👤︎ u/hisairnessag
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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