Waiting In Line Puns

I thought, "This is a shit barber queue."

BBQ

A Barber Queue

I was proud to immediately come up with "Hola Latte, soy Dad!"

Turns out he doesn't know the least bit Spanish and this was lost on him...

It is a long standing commitment.

A Barbie-queue

I was checking out a chequered Czech check-out chick who was checking out some chicken at the checkout.

Actually, he probably hates it slightly more.

A few years back the wife and I were waiting in line for a ride at Disneyland, and we were stopped next to a cast member door. One cast member was leaving for their break and asked if they could cross, and we kindly backed up a little for her. As she opened the door another cast member was coming out, who also crossed in front of us. I immediately turned to my wife and exclaimed "We've been double crossed!"

I said, “ Dude, pho queue.”

I just kept losing my patience.

When the lady in front of me looks at me and says.

Lady: That beer look real heavy.

Me: Well ma'am, it says right here on the box that it's light beer.

I said, "Ha, looks like we're in BURGATORY, huh?"

Nobody laughed.

To which I replied, "No, I'm here for Beethoven. Who the heck is Will Call?" Worth it for the few 'extra air out of the nose' laughs I got from the three people around me.

Person B: Pho queue.

Dad: We better turn off the fan, or we'll all get exhausted.

My wife starts getting her fabric cut and I tell her to watch out not to cut in line. I calmly say to her, "Everyone knows how these fabric people get. They would have us by the seam of our pants."

The best part: there is a lady who said, "do you have kids because that sounds like something a dad would say"

I was siting in the lobby waiting for a representative, periodically checking my phone and texting people back, when the grandfatherly man sitting next to me leans over and says

"I cant type on those things, I'm all thumbs"

Gave me a chuckle