Housewife Puns

A list of puns related to "Housewife"

Got a email today from a 'Bored Housewife, 32, looking for some action."

I've sent her my ironing. That'll keep her busy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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What's the word for a housewife that can't iron

irony

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakcapJ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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Saw this on FB and had to share

A bus full of housewifes going on a picnic, suddenly fell into a river... they all tragically died.

Each husband cried for a week straight, but one husband continued for more than two weeks.

When asked why he missed his wife so much, he replied miserably: β€œMy wife missed the bus!!!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ir9199
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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