A list of puns related to "The Receptionist"
Because thereβs always room for improvement.
I replied "Yes you may, go right ahead and ask"
"Hamster?" she laughed, "That's a snake".
Thanks for cuming and cum again.
She would say "picabo I.C.U."
She just shook her head and said "This is a non-prophet organization."
The man says βno thanks, just a regular doctor pleaseβ
Me: no I donβt need that many, only one thanks
I replied with βno, I want a regular doctorβ.
She must have called in thicc
She said, βGet off Reddit for once and do something productive.β
My dad refuses to make his dentist appointments for any time other than 2:30...(Tooth Hurty)
It's cloudy with no rain today, and when I got to the lab in the basement, here's what happened.
Receptionist: Has the sun come out yet today?
Me: No, not yet. But I did see an old bomber and two fighters for the D-Day anniversary.
Nurse passing by: Where were they?
Me: In the sky, where else?
*cue laughter and one "he sure got you good" from the receptionists*
Mission accomplished.
I sliced the tip of my finger off on a kitchen mandolin and after much convincing from my wife we went to the ER.
Nurse: Sorry for the long wait and thank you for your patience.
Me: This patient's got patience, so no worries.
Wife, nurse and receptionist: groans
My mum sprained her ankle and my dad drove her to the nearby walk-in clinic.
Upon entering, with my mum hobbling along on her uninjured foot alongside him, he said to the receptionist "Walk-in? What about the hop-in?"
She looked at him with confusion.
Waste of excellent humour.
Me: No, just a regular doctor will do.
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