LPT: If you are trying to stay in a hotel that’s completely booked, just tell the receptionist that your name is β€œimprovement”.

Because there’s always room for improvement.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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I called to speak to my doctor and the receptionist asked "May I ask who's calling?"

I replied "Yes you may, go right ahead and ask"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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I ran into the vets this morning and said to the blonde receptionist, "Quick, I think my daughters hamster is in serious trouble".

"Hamster?" she laughed, "That's a snake".

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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What does a receptionist at a sperm bank say as the client is leaving?

Thanks for cuming and cum again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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I’m pretty sure that the hotel receptionist was checking me out.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/backrowtheater
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2019
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Why couldn't picabo street work as a receptionist in the I.C.U.?

She would say "picabo I.C.U."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AchievedIan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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I went to get my fortune told. I walked into the lobby and asked the receptionist if there was a fee.

She just shook her head and said "This is a non-prophet organization."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlextheInhuman
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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A man walks into a hospital, he says to the receptionist, β€œI have an appointment at 1:30.” She replies, β€œWhich doctor?”...

The man says β€œno thanks, just a regular doctor please”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sizzlingmaniac69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Me: I’d like to book an appointment at the hospital please Receptionist: how about 10 tomorrow?

Me: no I don’t need that many, only one thanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wm201439
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2019
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I told the receptionist I had an appointment at 1:30. She asked β€˜okay, which doctor?’

I replied with β€˜no, I want a regular doctor’.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JuicyQuark
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I called the doctors and asked if they had any appointments left today. The receptionist said what about 10? But I don’t need that many.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rurgtide
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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I heard the receptionist with the big booty and lisp wasn't at work

She must have called in thicc

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robotfart1211
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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Joe walked by a bowl of pretzels in a lobby and got confused whe the pretzals said "you are very good at reading" You look Nice".Joe looked confused. The nearvy receptionist said "the pretzas are complimentary."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatspunnyxd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2018
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I told the hotel receptionist, β€œI would really like a wake up call”.

She said, β€œGet off Reddit for once and do something productive.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2018
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The receptionists are always so confused.

My dad refuses to make his dentist appointments for any time other than 2:30...(Tooth Hurty)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mafewlee
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2013
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Dadjoked the receptionists at the medical lab today

It's cloudy with no rain today, and when I got to the lab in the basement, here's what happened.

Receptionist: Has the sun come out yet today?

Me: No, not yet. But I did see an old bomber and two fighters for the D-Day anniversary.

Nurse passing by: Where were they?

Me: In the sky, where else?

*cue laughter and one "he sure got you good" from the receptionists*

Mission accomplished.

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Got the ER nurse and receptionist while being treated.

I sliced the tip of my finger off on a kitchen mandolin and after much convincing from my wife we went to the ER.

Nurse: Sorry for the long wait and thank you for your patience.

Me: This patient's got patience, so no worries.

Wife, nurse and receptionist: groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shifty21
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2015
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My dad dad-joked the receptionist at the walk-in clinic

My mum sprained her ankle and my dad drove her to the nearby walk-in clinic.

Upon entering, with my mum hobbling along on her uninjured foot alongside him, he said to the receptionist "Walk-in? What about the hop-in?"

She looked at him with confusion.

Waste of excellent humour.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alecksphillips
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2014
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Me: I’m here to see the doctor. Receptionist: Which doctor?

Me: No, just a regular doctor will do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heywardhancock
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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