Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open during lockdown?

They are key workers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CarBoobSale
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Did you hear about the locksmith convention coming to town?

I hear they've got the keynote speaker locked up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
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Why are locksmiths considered great bosses?

Cause they believe in an open door approach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spacenerdgasms
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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Why do locksmiths love covid?

Everyone keeps thanking key workers.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I asked my local locksmith why he's still open during these crazy times. Turns out he's a key worker.

So is the piano shop owner next door.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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A musician walks into a locksmiths, and asks them:

"Do you have any spare keys?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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I once was in an acapella group with a locksmith.

He had trouble finding the right key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotheotherJoe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I needed to get my locks changed, but all the locksmiths were closed... I thought they were key workers?
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I cant believe that locksmiths aren't working in some places

They are key workers after all

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πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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A shout out to Locksmiths.....

.... the original key workers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mole83
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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Locksmiths are still working during the quarantine

Because they're key workers

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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Call the locksmith or chef Boyardee
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πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Did you hear about the guy at the locksmith convention who got onstage and talked about music?

He was the Key Note speaker!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2020
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My limbo dancer friend married a locksmith yesterday.

The wedding was low key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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I’m an awkward locksmith

I tend to lock eyes.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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What is a locksmith’s favorite food?

Gnocchi

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Why did the locksmith have a side job as a piano instructor?

He always knows the right key

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IHaveSacks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2019
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A locksmith had to testify in court recently

He was the key witness

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarveliteFreak
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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How did the locksmith feel about his job?

He adored it!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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What is a locksmith's favorite instrument?

A keyboard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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What’s a locksmith’s favorite kind of pasta?

Gnocchi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deucedeuce24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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What’s a locksmith’s favorite vehicle brand?

A Kia

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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What do a locksmith and a Jewish deli owner have in common?

They always need to have back up locks (lox).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piff1214
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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I bought a dog from a locksmith...

When I got it home it made a bolt for the door.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alaginge
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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What is the favorite dance move of locksmiths?

Pop & Lock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wohf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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What's the name of a locksmith with a lisp?

Keith

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I guess you could say that a wealthy locksmith...

has the key to success?

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2017
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I had trouble getting into my vacation home in Russia. I had to call a locksmith because...

I lost my Siberian Housekey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mxjf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2014
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Did you hear about the new Hispanic Catholic locksmith?

"Llave Maria"

(p.s., "llave" is a key. But "aqui" is here. Thus we conclude that Mary is here.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lindleyw
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2013
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It's incredible how a five day college course has opened so many doors

It was a locksmith course

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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What's a degree that can really open doors for you?

Locksmithing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonderflex
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2018
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There was once a priest who went to see the world after taking his oath....

After many years of wandering, he finally arrived in a small village in the middle of nowhere. The people there believed in the same religion as he did, but they had no church; they had to go to the nearest one which was in a small town 25 km's from there. The priest took the initiative, asked the Church for support, and with the help of the local men they built their own temple. From there on, he was celebrating the Sunday masses, joining together men and women in Holy Matrimony, and saying prayers at the funerals.

Many years passed by like that.

At the end of an ordinary mass, in early spring, on a chilly Sunday morning he was just guiding the people out of the church, was about to close the gates when an unknown man stepped into the churchyard.

With his dirty and torn clothes, he stood before the priest and said:

  • Priest, please be good and give me half a lemon! - the priest was a good man, and even though he thought the request was a bit strange, he went back to the rectory, took out a lemon, cut it in half, took it back to the man and gave it to him, who looked back to the priest with gratitude. However, the priest was curious. He asked:

  • Son, why do you need this half of a lemon? - with a fright on his face, and before the priest could have said a thing, he rushed out of the churchyard gate and took off.

A week later, around the same time, when the priest was leaving the church, he found himself in front of the same man in the churchyard. The man said:

  • Priest, please be good and give me half a lemon! - the priest was surprised by the appearance of the man and his strange request. Of course he was good, went back to the rectory, and brought the half lemon. Placed it in the stranger’s hand and immediately he asked:

  • Here it is, my dear son, but please tell me why do you need this half a lemon? - the man was obviously frightened and immediately ran away but the priest was not sluggish either and ran after him. He wasn’t in a very good condition, he has never run so much and so fast before so he was out of breath by the end of the village, almost fainted. He thought the strange man might appear again next week, and it would be nice if he could keep up with him, so he spent his week working on his cardio. It turned out to be a good idea, because as he thought, the stranger entered the churchyard on Sunday. The priest didn’t even wait for the request, he was good, and brought the half lemon. He received these words from the man:

  • Thank you

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I'm going to start a car dealership called "Navidad"

and we'll have a little sales jingle that'll go "for lease, navidad For own, navidad."

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2015
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When Dad helps you Move

A week ago I just purchased a condo. After closing my parents met me at the empty condo, and we had lunch. While waiting for the locksmith to rekey the locks, we moved in a patio loveseat and 1 camping chair, and put them temporarily in the main room for us to sit. Everything else would be moved in the next day.

Locksmith comes, and while he is working on the back door we sit down. My dad turns to me and says "You've got enough money to pay the locksmith." The locksmith pauses and looks at me as I say "Yes". Dad then says:

"I'm proud of you for being able to get this place. And don't worry, I'm sure one day you'll be able to afford furniture."

The locksmith looks uncomfortable and moves to a different door. My dad then just starts laughing uncontrollably. I just stare at him in shock, it was so well delivered. And hey! The locksmith gave me a discount as he felt sorry for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jadeoracle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2014
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I needed to get my locks changed, but all the local locksmiths were closed...

I thought they were key workers?

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What is a locksmith's favorite instrument?

A keyboard

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