I'm going to call it Johnny C Goode.
Is it 1 or 2
It was a huge spectacle!
Me eye hurties
Just a little something to help her see in the New Year.
“So we know if you can C#”
I didn't look at her the same way again.
One…or two? One…or two?
They're fairyfocals.
Everybody
Hopefully he says my vision is 2020.
Well that came completely out of the green!
Everyone
"Can you see me at noon?" she asked.
"No, that's why I'm booking a sight test."
It was silly of him to call it Asif Eyecare
I said "No. Just pink elephants."
20:20
I just couldn't see myself in that line of work.
Popeyes
I was working a pre-assessment with an older guy before his exam and while I was checking his vision he stops and says;
“I was at the eye doctor the other day and I told the doc, ‘hey man, why is it that everywhere I look, all I see is penises?’ The doctor told me, ‘well, that’s because you’re cock-eyed.’”
I stopped what I was doing and laughed pretty hard, pretty loud, and shook the guys hand and told him he was hired.
Because they dilate.
Me: "Actually, there's a pair I've had my eye on already."
(This actually happened, and she laughed.)
and optimists see glasses as half full.
Someone reversed into the building.
He put his hand on my shoulder and told me, "it'll be okay. Just don't make a spectacle of yourself."
Thanks, dad.
We were talking about the bit in the eye test where they shine a really bright light into your eye while they look at it.
My sister said 'I don't like that bit, its like its blinding me'
Dad replied, 'Well, they have to drive business up somehow!'
...when I got there I said, "Sorry I'm late, I didn't see the time"
It's come completely out of the green.
Everyone.
Everyone.
