Optometry Puns

A list of puns related to "Optometry"

I went to my optometry clinic and said "I'm surprised this place isn't out of business yet......

because it's 20/20."

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👤︎ u/sarcasticpremed
📅︎ Jun 05 2020
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I read that Apple is going to invest in optometry...

...they are calling it iDoctor.

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👤︎ u/WhoWhyWhatWhenWhere
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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Optometry

Becoming an optometrist was my vision, but then I couldn't see myself doing that.

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👤︎ u/ScottyUrb
📅︎ May 08 2019
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Why do people not like optometry jokes?

Because the punchlines are cornea.

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👤︎ u/roadmosttravelled
📅︎ Feb 02 2019
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An optometry place near my university
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👤︎ u/DancingKumquats
📅︎ Feb 18 2014
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I'm an optometry student... I'm sure my dad has a database of eye related jokes stored up for when I talk about my course.
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👤︎ u/Rawrrsica
📅︎ Nov 13 2013
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I made an optometry joke in Band...

It was funnier in hindsight.

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👤︎ u/30oboe
📅︎ Feb 12 2015
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2020 will be the year of perfect vision
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👤︎ u/TripleDutchy
📅︎ Jan 01 2019
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Podiatry jokes are corny, but… [x-post from /r/punny] reddit.com/r/Punny/commen…
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👤︎ u/mc1nc4
📅︎ Sep 24 2016
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REQUEST: Need some Dad jokes about eyes!

I just entered Optometry School and my class is making shirts for our class. We want to put one or more puns or jokes related to the eye. Please Help! Will deliver pics of final shirts.

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👤︎ u/Conner233
📅︎ Aug 24 2015
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