Homeopath Puns

A list of puns related to "Homeopath"

Did you hear about the homeopath who died of an overdose?

Apparently, he forgot to take his pills.

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👤︎ u/EngineersAnon
📅︎ Oct 08 2019
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I’m starting a chiropractic business specializing in homeopathic & aromatherapy approaches...

Back & Body Hurts

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👤︎ u/whoeatscheese
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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Did I ever tell you about my great-uncle Albert?

He wasn’t feeling well so he went to his homeopathic doctor... they completely covered his back with lard and after that he went downhill pretty fast.

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👤︎ u/blackhawk_pilot
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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Dad hit me with this one after I complained about a shoulder ache.

He tossed me a little bottle of pills and said "take these, they're homeopathic pills for muscle pain. "

I told him, "Dad, I don't do homeopathic stuff."

Dad:"Well once you take these and feel better you can take a girl on a date."

Me:"What does that even mean?"

Dad:"That's called romeo-pathy"

Dear God this joke made the pain worse.

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👤︎ u/ILIKEFUUD
📅︎ Jun 18 2016
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