How many optometrists does it take to change a light bulb?
One... Or two.
One......... Or two.
Optometrists can be so self obsessed
It’s always eye, eye, eye.
How does an Optometrist in Australia greet his patients?
What do you call a smart-ass optometrist?
My optometrist was sued for giving bad prescriptions.
When asked about the lawsuit, he claimed he "never saw it coming".
My optometrist told me I needed progressive lenses.
I wasn't sure I was ready for that, so I asked her if I could start with amateur-gressive lenses first.
My optometrist opened a new office.
It's a site for sore eyes.
The optometrist said I have a problem with my eyes.
I replied, “Can you be a little more clear?”
What do you call an optometrist in training?
We’re going to pick up my glasses from the optometrist
What are we doing next? We’ll see.
I went to an optometrist today
He said I’d be near-sighted until further notice
What did the optometrist say when the Russian aircraft flew past at lightning speed?
He felt it might have been an optical Illyushin
This year is a godsend for every optometrist's social media marketing campaign.
When discussing my history of eye inflammation at the optometrist, I was advised to look up information on conjunctivitis.com.
It's a site for sore eyes.
I've just had 22 optometrists tell me I need to wear glasses
That's the last time I referee a Specsavers v Vision Express football match!
My optometrist told me...
2020 looks like a good year.
How many optometrists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Why do optometrists love dad jokes?
What do you call an Irish optometrist at a ballgame?
What do you call a pirate's optometrist?
Only half a year left until the optometrists go out of business
Because everyone will have 2020 vision
I told my optometrist a joke about eyeballs
And they said “that’s a bit corny eh?”
Did you hear about the optometrist
...who fell into his grinding machine? He made a spectacle of himself.
What is the favorite music streaming service of optometrists?
Steve Jobs went to the optometrist, she asked if she can have a look at his eyeballs.
He started taking off his pants.
Chinese guy goes to the optometrist for an eye exam and the doctor tells him "You have a cataract." And the Chines guy goes "No, I drive a Wincoln."
Asked the Optometrist if I could use the restroom
She said "1...or...2? 1...or 2?"
I told her that was none of her business
Why didn't the blind man see the optometrist?
Did you know optometrists live longer?
A Polish man goes to the optometrist
Optometrist: Now I’ll show you some letters and you’ll read them
Polish man: okay
Optometrist shows the letters
C W O Z A K Y L P T U J
Polish man: that’s my neighbors name!
You would not guess who I bumped into at the optometrist.
It was everyone. I need glasses.
I told my dad he should go see an optometrist
He told me that he doesn't see himself going to one
My friend the eye doctor explained this to me. Ophthalmologists are doctors who specialize in eyes. Optometrists examine your eyes to see whether you need corrective lenses. Opticians sell glasses and lenses.
and optimists see glasses as half full.
What did the Mexican optometrist say when she found an opium seed in her patient's retina?
My optometrist had my pupils dilated today
It was an eye-opening experience.
I saw a good optometrist once
Man Recounts Failed Optometrist Career
"Looking back, it's all kind of blurry."
Optometrists have an eye for good puns
Dadjoked the Optometrist
I went to the optometrist for an eye test today and he was showing me the picture he took of the inside of my eye. He pointed to the macula and said it looked perfect. I said "So you think it's immaculate?"
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One... or two? One.... or two?
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it one, or two? Three, or four? One, or two?
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Is it 1? Or 2? 1..... or 2?
How many optometrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
One, or two? One, or two?
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
