Welder Puns

A list of puns related to "Welder"

My sister fell in love with a welder.

She got burned

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👤︎ u/Josentangles
📅︎ Nov 20 2020
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The welders motto

We all make mistakes, but we just need to solder on.

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👤︎ u/Hero_of_Thyme81
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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When I was in the mafia I was working as a welder on the side, one day I accidentally welded two crucifixes together.

My boss is going to be so mad when he finds out about this double-cross.

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👤︎ u/jlionbad
📅︎ May 08 2020
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Why did the underwater welder get fired?

Because he doesn't work well under pressure!

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👤︎ u/unimatrix13
📅︎ Oct 22 2019
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Anyone need an ark welder?

I Noah guy

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👤︎ u/Degtyrev
📅︎ Mar 04 2019
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My dwarven friend is a welder and he knows only the Mending cantrip...

He can barely make ends meet!

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👤︎ u/DandyBeyond
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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Boy if you keep playing with that thing you're going to go blind.

Now quit playing with my arc welder!

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👤︎ u/oppy1984
📅︎ Jul 03 2020
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