Roofer Puns

A list of puns related to "Roofer"

My son might not be the best roofer in the world

But he is up there

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👤︎ u/BrainSpy
📅︎ Nov 23 2020
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I want dedicate this dad joke to my farther, who is a roofer.

So, Dad, if you're up there...

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👤︎ u/Mac_OrchardYT
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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A roofer was decapitated today while telling a dirty joke to his co-worker

I'm not sure what the joke was, but somebody should get his head out of the gutter.

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👤︎ u/kcsmurf112
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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Have you heard Beyonce's new track dedicated to Scottish roofers?

"All The Shingle Laddies"

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👤︎ u/Fritzdkat
📅︎ Nov 11 2020
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I hired some excellent roofers.

They were really on top of things.

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👤︎ u/JoeFas
📅︎ Aug 05 2020
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My roofer surprised me and replaced my roof for free.

He said it was on the house.

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👤︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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Roofing a new barn with my daughter. "Hey, you know that song about women roofers?" (No....) "Yeah you do - Shingle Ladies."

It's on the album "The Roof is For Hire"

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👤︎ u/Sunstoned1
📅︎ Dec 29 2019
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What's the biggest perk of being a roofer?

There are hot shingles in your area

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why Don't Roofers Like Getting Married?

Because they prefer the shingle life!

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👤︎ u/IAmXChris
📅︎ Dec 19 2019
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Do any of you know of a good roofers joke?

They are hard to nail.

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👤︎ u/mustachereviews
📅︎ Feb 12 2019
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I was surprised when the roofer sent be a bill...

I specifically asked him for something on the house.

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👤︎ u/saulfineman
📅︎ Oct 30 2018
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That roofer is so damn arrogant.

He's always looking down at me.

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👤︎ u/Angry10
📅︎ Aug 06 2018
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Why was the roofer sent home from work?

He had shingles.

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👤︎ u/She_Likes_Cloth
📅︎ Mar 20 2017
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A roofer never prefers the former.

He always prefers the ladder.

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👤︎ u/clifwith1f
📅︎ May 26 2018
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Why do Roofers always work for free?

Becauae their job is on the house.

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👤︎ u/PicklesThe_Drummer
📅︎ May 11 2016
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Where's the best place to find roofers to dates?

A shingles bar.

(My dad tells this about my spinster aunt)

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👤︎ u/safetymeetingcaptain
📅︎ Dec 25 2017
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I always dedicate my speeches to my dad, a roofer...

...so father, if you're up there, please listen to this.

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👤︎ u/doc_internet
📅︎ Jul 03 2015
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I want to dedicate this Dad joke to my father, who is a roofer.

So Dad, if you are up there...

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 11 2019
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I want to dedicate this joke to my dad, who was a roofer.

So...dad, if you are up there....

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 03 2018
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My father was a roofer

So dad if you're up there..

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👤︎ u/Mo_Stache_
📅︎ Sep 18 2018
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This next joke goes out to my father who was a roofer

So dad If you're up there..

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👤︎ u/Standard_Story
📅︎ Nov 22 2015
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