I have a Russian friend who’s also a sound technician

And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jo3p-
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20
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Why did the technician sing to the broken computer?

Trouble-soothing.

My son loves this one with online learning. I only had to explain to him what troubleshooting was 4 times!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrangeCandi
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15
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My friend just got a job as a elevator repair technician

they're really moving up in the company.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Never lie to an X-ray technician

they can see right through you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farrukhsshah
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2020
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I really like our local computer repair technician

Every time my speakers don't work he gives me sound advice

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2020
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My friend was a chair upholstery technician but got the coronavirus. It took him out 2 weeks, but he's finally getting better...

He's recovering.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician.

And a Czech one two, Czech one two.

I know you all think this joke is a repost, but I thought adding this line might be Prague-ress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconShrimpEyes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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What department do Optical Technicians work for?

Eye-T

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maximusheadroom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2019
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I recently started dating an x-ray technician who’s way out of my league.

I still don’t know what she sees in me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nox1985
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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As a refrigerator technician, after a hard day on the job, I like to relax...

And chill out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Told the x-ray technician I'm made of lead

But she could see right through me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Did you guys hear about the depressed apple technician turned gangster?

They call him emo-G

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tithomp
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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I hate talking to technicians

They always give me the cold solder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yokashine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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A technician installed a step-down transformer by accident.

If he got it right, there would have been a lot of potential difference.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ctb33391
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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When I set up my living room surround sound I decided to hire a sound technician

over a mediocre one

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sukarsono
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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What's a cloning technician's favourite letter?

W

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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Air conditioner technicians...

love to vent about their job in order to cool off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2076baseballbat
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2017
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Have you heard of the opera about F-1 racers and his technicians?

It's called Carmen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefizzynator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2016
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Why do IT technicians love their gloves so much?

It makes them ex-static

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PieterPoffer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2016
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During her college years, why did Barbie call the technicians when her boyfriend joined a fraternity?

Because he was bro-ken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enfo13
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2016
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I know a Polish sound technician.

And a Czech one, too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician.

And I have a Czech one too. A Czech one too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peach_problems
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician...

And a Czech one too, a Czech one too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaythor85
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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My Russian friend is a sound technician.

My Czech one too. My Czech one too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EarlyEndTimes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician

Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/okbutt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician.

And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stitzman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2019
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I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician.

And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2019
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I tried lying to an X-ray technician...

However, he could see right through me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godzilla_KOM
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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Never lie to an X-ray technician..

..they can see right through you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjzee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2013
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