LPT: Never tell a sound technician how they are doing their job.
I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician.
And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.
A technician was under a server rack doing maintenance.
He was fired for having his head in the cloud.
I jokingly told my X-ray technician that I didn't believe in X-rays...
but she saw right through me.
Life is tough being an elevator repair technician.
Why did the technician sing to the broken computer?
Trouble-soothing.
My son loves this one with online learning. I only had to explain to him what troubleshooting was 4 times!
My friend just got a job as a elevator repair technician
they're really moving up in the company.
Never lie to an X-ray technician
they can see right through you
I really like our local computer repair technician
Every time my speakers don't work he gives me sound advice
My friend was a chair upholstery technician but got the coronavirus. It took him out 2 weeks, but he's finally getting better...
What department do Optical Technicians work for?
I have a Polish friend who's a sound technician.
And a Czech one two, Czech one two.
I know you all think this joke is a repost, but I thought adding this line might be Prague-ress.
I recently started dating an x-ray technician who’s way out of my league.
I still don’t know what she sees in me.
As a refrigerator technician, after a hard day on the job, I like to relax...
Told the x-ray technician I'm made of lead
But she could see right through me.
Did you guys hear about the depressed apple technician turned gangster?
I hate talking to technicians
They always give me the cold solder
What's a cloning technician's favourite letter?
A technician installed a step-down transformer by accident.
If he got it right, there would have been a lot of potential difference.
When I set up my living room surround sound I decided to hire a sound technician
Air conditioner technicians...
love to vent about their job in order to cool off.
Have you heard of the opera about F-1 racers and his technicians?
I used to have a Russian friend who was a sound technician
And a Czech one too. A Czech one too
I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician.
And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.
I know a Polish sound technician.
I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician.
And I have a Czech one too. A Czech one too.
I have a Russian friend who is a sound technician...
And a Czech one too, a Czech one too.
My Russian friend is a sound technician.
My Czech one too. My Czech one too.
I have a Polish friend who’s a sound technician
Oh, and a Czech one too. Czech one too. Czech one too.
I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician.
And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.
I have a Russian friend who's a sound technician.
And a Czech one too. And a Czech one too.
I tried lying to an X-ray technician...
However, he could see right through me.
Never lie to an X-ray technician..
..they can see right through you.
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