When people find out im a bad electrician ...
... they are usually shocked
What does the electrician say when he meditates?
I've made up my mind. I'm choosing a career path as an electrician.
I just found out you get to work with dikes and strippers.
What's an electrician's favourite band?
I’m giving up being an electrician.
Told my wife I was quitting my job today to become an electrician
what do you call a detective electrician?
What did the electrician do to his son when he found him playing with electrical wires?
I’ve got a friend who is an electrician and a part-time detective
We call him Sherlock Ohms.
An electrician asks if I could hand him his step ladder. I said sure no problem.
He said “Thanks! I never knew my real ladder.”
What is a electricians least favourite peace of clothing?
I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house
An electrician...
....tested positive today
Why was the electrician happy to arrive at his house after work?
Because there’s no place like ohm.
My son didn't understand what i do as an electrician.
He was shocked after i explained.
Did you hear about the electrician who hired an Octopus?
Because many hands make lights work
What did the electrician use to moisturise his hair?
An electrician, a mecanician and an informatician are making a roadtrip
They're in a car in the middle of nowhere. Suddenly, the car starts making noise and stops completely.
The electrician quickly says: it must be the spark plugs! I will take a look and change them.
The mecanician responds : no it's the transmission! I gotta jack the car and make sure the clutch is ok.
The informatician confidently asks: what if we just get out of the car and come right back in?
Got fired as an electrician over safety concerns
But I think their fears were ungrounded
My dad was and electrician,
He was shocked when I was born.
My dad actually used this one on me today. I have so much to learn.
Why do electricians make good music ?
They always have an extension chord
What do you say to an electrician that has no confidence?
I believe electricians are really clever thinkers.
They often have lightbulb moments.
Those German electricians really work together when their Cities have power outages.
Many Hans make light work.
Found out I'm the worst plumber/electrician in the world when I rewired the toilet.
It was a massive shock to the cistern.
What is the electrician's favorite rock band?
I don't know, they are all individuals who have their own taste in music.
What’s a good thing to give an electrician who’s also a redditor?
An electrician needed to change 8 fluorescent lamps to brighten up a large conference room at our office. I asked him if he needed a hand carrying them.
He said no, this is light.
Why did the electrician go to the striper club?
Because he heard the wired were HOT!
Kid calls dad who’s an electrician since he’s running late for dinner
Dad picks up, kid asks “when do you think you’ll be back for dinner”
Dad replies “I’ll be ohm when I get ohm”
What did the electrician say about when they get zapped?
"Shockingly, no matter how many times the experience cycles, it still always Hertz."
I’ve just failed my electricians exam.
Ah well, I’ll just keep plugging away and try again.
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
I was an electrician once
why was the electrician in the hood?
Why did the electrician support LGBTQ people a lot?
Because he had a lot of trans sisters
Have you ever had a conversation with an electrician?
They know all about the current affairs.
I got fired from the electrician's union today for being bad at my job.
All of my co-workers were shocked.
When people find out I’m not a very good electrician
What do you call a detective electrician?
I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house.
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a very good electrician.
Why do electricians make good music ?
They always have an extension chord
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I am not a good electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I'm not a great electrician.
Most are shocked when they find out I am not a very good electrician.
People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a very good electrician
What's an Electricians favorite band?
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