Where are those little 8oz cans of Coke manufactured?

Minisoda

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyLatestInvention
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2021
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I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...

He directed me to the affordable section

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kTim314
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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I decided against a demonstration on how glasses are manufactured.

I realised it would make a spectacle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2020
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My girlfriend had OCD and so she likes to organize the plates by the year they were manufactured. It’s a really rare dish order.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CHEEZY_21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Where are average things manufactured?

At the satis-factory

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moneyinthebenk
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2019
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I got an incredible deal on some pens that were manufactured in Peru!

They're Inca pens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StingsLikeBitch
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2018
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Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England...

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York . This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. The Mexican people loved Mayonnaise so much and this loss was so devastating that the Mexican people declared a National day of Mourning which happens every year on the day the shipment was supposed to arrive. This day of course is May 5th or more commonly known as Sinko de Mayo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucy_dogg90210
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2017
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I was thinking about starting a company that manufactured fragrance-free deordorant...

...but then I realized it didn't make scents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/douchbagger
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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What do you call the hazelnut chocolate spread manufactured by Reddit, Inc...

Snoo-tella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qubist1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2015
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I'm pretty sure the fleshlight is secretly manufactured by the illuminaughty.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skarkroe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2014
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Where do they manufacture noses?

At the olfactory.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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What manufacturing plant produces everything?

The olfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PygmeePony
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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Whats a cats favorite gun manufacturer?

Meowser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jack_Hue
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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How is a shoddy furniture manufacturer like a bag of prunes?

They both create loose stools.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phasmus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
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I’m thinking of starting an innovative condom manufacturing company.

Decided to call it Lay Techs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adamantcondition
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2021
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What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?

Amerkin.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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I wasn't impressed with the ketchup manufacturer's market research.

They had terrible sauces.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JinTaisa
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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I got fired from my job as a calendar manufacturer...

All I did was take a day off...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ikennaezeee
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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My father quietly retired from his job as an eye glass manufacturer yesterday.

He didn’t want to make a spectacle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why did the Mexican alcohol manufacturer chuck his wife off a cliff?

TEQUILA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argotrevor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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I managed to manufacture a playable vinyl disc in 2 mins

I think that's a record

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kishenoy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Where did they manufacture smells back in the day?

At the Ol' Factory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metostopholes
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Which country manufactures ties?

Tieland

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOutcast06
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Watch manufacturer quality assurance checklist
  • Does the big hand move clockwise?

Tick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaltemrix
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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A German car manufacturer walks into a saloon

Audi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatTrap79
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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I work in a manufacturing mill. It's crazy how many General contractors you see

When I've never seen a single lieutenant or corporal contractor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peon2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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You can’t just manufacture a dad joke out of thin air!

I’d at least need my tool box.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gingerifical
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What industry is shadier than people realize?

Umbrella Manufacturing.

Courtesy of r/AskReddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTimeDictator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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I've been thinking about manufacturing kitchen surfaces...

...but it seems counterproductive

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πŸ‘€︎ u/confibulator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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I want to start an automobile manufacturing company called "Huff"

So customers at the dealerships can leave in a Huff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/qaddosh
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Ventilation manufacturer for my school called β€œXpelair”
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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Why should you never work for a window manufacturing company?

The job is a pane in the glass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/therealdarkwizard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Why is it easy to make money out of manufacturing rulers?

Because of the economies of scale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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One person died during the manufacturing of the world's largest lenses.

He fell into the vat of molten optical glass and made a spectacle of himself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ohrules
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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A condom manufacturer kept getting criticized because its new gimmicks never did anything for women. So they did what any good company would do and went to the most knowledgeable frog in the world for advice. You know what the frog said?

β€œRibbit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Smacksmackums
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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One day, I hope to open a door manufacturing and installation company.

It will be called mordor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Druden_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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What did the textiles manufacturer throw through his competitor’s window?

A fabric

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigIronOntheHip
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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I went to the doctors the other day. I walked in a said to the doctor "I think I'm addicted to Spanish car manufacturers!"

He said "OK take a SEAT"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kingofxanth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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The jury decided quickly on the court case against the manufacturer of faulty windows...

It was an open and shut case

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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I got in a car accident last week and things have just been really tough. They can’t find any parts for it because the manufacturer went out of business a few years ago and not having a vehicle is really putting a strain on my work and family. It’s just a lot to handle.

Sorry for the Saab story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tx_Deception_Tx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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Everyone seems to be jealous of my job as a pillow manufacturer

I guess it is a pretty cushy job!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mavfive
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2019
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90s Eurodance group Technotronic recently bought a factory that manufactures all types of fruit preserves

However, there was an issue with getting the preserves into the packaging phase as the manufacturing plant was downstairs and the bottling machinery was upstairs.

After carefully reviewing the process, the group settled on a solution.

They decided to Pump Up The Jam.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlduinIsAGeordie
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2018
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I get confused
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AmethystMonkey
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2019
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Where are average things manufactured?

The satisfactory.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CreativeHold
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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My friend quietly quit his job as a eye glass manufacturer.

He didn’t want to make a spectacle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?

Rib it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eachard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2019
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My friend decided to quietly retire from his job as a eye glass manufacturer.

He didn’t want to make a spectacle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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One day, I plan to open a door manufacturing and installation company

It will be called More Door!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Druden_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2018
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