Where are those little 8oz cans of Coke manufactured?
I told the salesman I was looking for something cheap, manufactured by Ford, and preferably with a retractable roof...
He directed me to the affordable section
I decided against a demonstration on how glasses are manufactured.
I realised it would make a spectacle
My girlfriend had OCD and so she likes to organize the plates by the year they were manufactured. It’s a really rare dish order.
Where are average things manufactured?
I got an incredible deal on some pens that were manufactured in Peru!
Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England...
In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York . This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico. The Mexican people loved Mayonnaise so much and this loss was so devastating that the Mexican people declared a National day of Mourning which happens every year on the day the shipment was supposed to arrive. This day of course is May 5th or more commonly known as Sinko de Mayo.
I was thinking about starting a company that manufactured fragrance-free deordorant...
...but then I realized it didn't make scents.
What do you call the hazelnut chocolate spread manufactured by Reddit, Inc...
I'm pretty sure the fleshlight is secretly manufactured by the illuminaughty.
Where do they manufacture noses?
What manufacturing plant produces everything?
Whats a cats favorite gun manufacturer?
How is a shoddy furniture manufacturer like a bag of prunes?
They both create loose stools.
I’m thinking of starting an innovative condom manufacturing company.
Decided to call it Lay Techs.
What is the most common nationality of the people who manufacture fake pubic hair for tv and movies?
I wasn't impressed with the ketchup manufacturer's market research.
They had terrible sauces.
I got fired from my job as a calendar manufacturer...
All I did was take a day off...
My father quietly retired from his job as an eye glass manufacturer yesterday.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
Why did the Mexican alcohol manufacturer chuck his wife off a cliff?
I managed to manufacture a playable vinyl disc in 2 mins
Where did they manufacture smells back in the day?
Which country manufactures ties?
Watch manufacturer quality assurance checklist
- Does the big hand move clockwise?
Tick.
A German car manufacturer walks into a saloon
I work in a manufacturing mill. It's crazy how many General contractors you see
When I've never seen a single lieutenant or corporal contractor
You can’t just manufacture a dad joke out of thin air!
I’d at least need my tool box.
What industry is shadier than people realize?
Umbrella Manufacturing.
Courtesy of r/AskReddit
I've been thinking about manufacturing kitchen surfaces...
...but it seems counterproductive
I want to start an automobile manufacturing company called "Huff"
So customers at the dealerships can leave in a Huff.
Ventilation manufacturer for my school called “Xpelair”
Why should you never work for a window manufacturing company?
The job is a pane in the glass
Why is it easy to make money out of manufacturing rulers?
Because of the economies of scale.
One person died during the manufacturing of the world's largest lenses.
He fell into the vat of molten optical glass and made a spectacle of himself.
A condom manufacturer kept getting criticized because its new gimmicks never did anything for women. So they did what any good company would do and went to the most knowledgeable frog in the world for advice. You know what the frog said?
One day, I hope to open a door manufacturing and installation company.
It will be called mordor.
What did the textiles manufacturer throw through his competitor’s window?
I went to the doctors the other day. I walked in a said to the doctor "I think I'm addicted to Spanish car manufacturers!"
The jury decided quickly on the court case against the manufacturer of faulty windows...
It was an open and shut case
I got in a car accident last week and things have just been really tough. They can’t find any parts for it because the manufacturer went out of business a few years ago and not having a vehicle is really putting a strain on my work and family. It’s just a lot to handle.
Sorry for the Saab story.
Everyone seems to be jealous of my job as a pillow manufacturer
I guess it is a pretty cushy job!
90s Eurodance group Technotronic recently bought a factory that manufactures all types of fruit preserves
However, there was an issue with getting the preserves into the packaging phase as the manufacturing plant was downstairs and the bottling machinery was upstairs.
After carefully reviewing the process, the group settled on a solution.
They decided to Pump Up The Jam.
Where are average things manufactured?
My friend quietly quit his job as a eye glass manufacturer.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
What advice did the frog give to the condom manufacturer?
My friend decided to quietly retire from his job as a eye glass manufacturer.
He didn’t want to make a spectacle.
One day, I plan to open a door manufacturing and installation company
It will be called More Door!
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