I finally got funding for my dictionary based stage production, "Pun: A Play On Words"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tourdefranz
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Have you seen the movie about production methods of boats, planes, and bridges in the 20th century?

I can't remember the name but it's riveting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey_the_Duck
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What did the director of the stage production of Cinderella say, after the lead called out sick before opening night?

Get the understudy, the shoe, must go on!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Santa got Coronavirus this year so Mrs Claus had to take over toy production, orders, and present deliveries.

Sleigh Queen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diceblue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Studies show habitual marijuana smokers have increased saliva production

When asked if there was any prevention, scientists stated you can either spit or get off the pot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaxEcho
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Production costs are really high in the dairy business

A lot of expenses are in curd.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KILLA2-0
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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Seeing how petroleum production is an essential job

Is petroleum now an essential oil?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HenryRHolly
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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I had a job directing an elementary school theater production.

It wasn’t hard work, after all, it was child’s play.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2020
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Toilet paper companies have decided against increasing production to meet current demands.

They said it would make business plunge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOrderOfARA
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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Tesla just started production of medical gear to support hospital workers...

The Elon Mask is their first product.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpedddd
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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I saw a theatre production about puns recently

It was a play on words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/granndymadge2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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As a Broadway director my life's greatest accomplishment was the production about a group of kleptomaniacs.

Unfortunately, one of them stole the show.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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My dairy farmer uncle died leaving written legal instruction for me to inherit a single gallon of cheese production byproduct. Makes sense, because...

Where there's a will, there's a whey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreadMoor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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Where does a farmer document the milk production of his cows?

In his dairy!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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"I got a role in a production of Macbeth!" "Neat, which one?" "Yes! How did you knowβ€½"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerdfighter8842
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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Today I learned how coin production works.

It made a lot of cents to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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A local baker decided he could increase production and profits by putting bread in the oven for half the usual time.

His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vandorbelt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2017
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I went to see a theatrical production about puns today...

It was a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Godredd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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I put on a show about grams. It was a mass production
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leo6846
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Saw a theater production called Talk About Puns...

...I guess you could say it was a play on words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olbox_ofsox
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Did you hear about the Pixels sequel / DC Universe crossover in production?

It stars Galaga Godot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veganintendo
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2019
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I’m going to finance a theatrical production performed on a stage covered in pages from the dictionary.

It will be a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhiteWalterBlack
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Did you hear about the Broadway production based on the Dictionary?

It’s a play on words.

The sequel about the phone book is supposed to have a lot of good numbers in it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoundCloudster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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My friend and I went to the new stage production of β€œWords.” The production had many jokes, puns, and comedic lines. At the end, my friend asked me for an explanation because he didn’t get the humor.

I told him it was a play on β€œWords.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrPlay3r13
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2019
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Did you hear about the woodcutter who got his day's production stolen?

He got lumberjacked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultimatedelman
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2018
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In the 1970s farmers attempted giving weed to cows in order to improve milk production. However, they concluded the steaks were too high.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RndmRanger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2018
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A man is auditioning for a role in an opera production the local opera company is putting on.

He's been practicing for this role for months. He goes down to the opera house on the day of the audition, only to find he's come down with a sore throat and can't hit his notes anymore. In a panic, he asks one of the directors if they can postpone his audition.

"I'm sorry," says the director, "but we can't delay an audition for just one performer. That would set a bad precedent. Instead, I'll let you in on a little opera house secret." The director pours the man a cup of warm, smelly liquid. "Drink this. It's a special tea to help your throat. The recipe has been passed down for decades in this opera company, and I guarantee it will make you able to sing again."

The man wrinkles up his nose and takes a swig. "Euch! This is... awful! What's in this tea anyways?"

"Well, it's a secret herbal tea blend made with... well... fish broth." The director replies. "Tuna, specifically. We've found it helps soothe the throat better than any other fish we've tried."

Sure enough the man is able to sing again! He hits all his notes and gives an exemplary performance.

At the end of the auditions, he finds the director that gave him the tea. "So... what did you think? Did I get the part or not?" He asks.

"I'm sorry," said the director, "you performed well, but we've decided to give the part to someone else."

"That's OK," the man says, "I'm just really grateful for the Opera-Tuna-Tea."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kojo2047
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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What school subject does thr production of carbonated beverages fall under?

Chemistry or fizz-ics?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skystrike7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2017
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I saw a documentary on the production of wood pulp the other day

It was "paper-view!"

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Unfortunately it seemed a tad informal. If it wasn't accurate, I guess it was just "Pulp Fiction"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goboatmen
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2013
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What do you call a theater production near the equator that uses figurative or metaphorical themes?

Tropecal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ObligitoryApe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2015
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Satisfactory is actually the final stage of production;

It really begins at the satis-refinery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Son_of_a_mitch24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2017
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The production staff of Car Talk at NPR
  • Accounts Payable Administrator_______________Imelda Czechs

  • Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office__________Dasha Chekhov

  • Air-Quality Monitor _________________________Carmine Dioxide

  • Caffeine Addiction Counselor__________________Bruno Moore

  • Chief Legal Counsel_________________________ Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe

  • Cliche Monitor_____________________________Saul Wellingood

  • Clothing Designer__________________________Hugh Jass

  • Credit Counselor___________________________Max Stout

  • Director of Purchasing_______________________Lois Bidder

  • Director of Pavlovian Research________________Isabelle Ringing

  • Divorce Attorney___________________________Carmine Nottyors

  • Dog Trainer_______________________________Don Chase Katz

  • Ebay Specialist____________________________Selma Junkoff

  • Head of Security___________________________Barb Dwyer

  • Global Economics Forecaster_________________Helena Handbasket

  • Marine Biologist___________________________Frieda Wales

  • Father-in-Law Liaison_______________________Royal Payne Diaz

  • Mother-in-Law Liaison______________________Stella Payne Diaz

  • Official Spokesperson_______________________Howie Vasive

  • Restroom Attendants_______________________Trudy Door & Donna Hall

  • Russian Chauffeur__________________________Picov Andropov

  • Scout Leader______________________________Lawson D. Woods

  • Shop Foreman_____________________________Luke Bizzy

  • Staff Intuitionist____________________________Ivan Inkling

  • Used Car Salesman_________________________Alexis Itznot

Full list can be found here: http://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IcedPyro
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2016
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What do you call storage containers for breast implant production?

Tanks for the Mammaries...

My dad insisted that I post this here...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CashMoney5616
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2017
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The Nordic countries are pooling their resources to improve renewable energy production.

Many Hans make light work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rodney_skinner
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2015
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I was assembling some steel trusses at work solo on Thursday and my production manager came up to me and said "Do you need a hand?"

I said "no, I've already got two"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xALmoN
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2016
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Kraft food is opening a production facility in the middle east.

Me: Really dad thats pretty interesting.

Dad: Yeah theyre gonna call it Cheeseus of Nazareth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FGoose
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2013
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Did you hear they charged the actor that was spying on another production?

He got charged with thespionage

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pelorite
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2014
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Did you here? They made a stage production of the dictionary.

It was a play on words.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StochasticTinkr
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I was in a theatrical production about puns

It was really just a play on words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hangry_Gunner
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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There needs to be a theater production about puns!

You know...like a play on words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charliefoxtrot15
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2013
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What do you call a theater production based on a dictionary?

A play on words

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