The Mafia have boiled a man to death in a industrial cooker.

Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/VERBERD
šŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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As we're driving through an industrial area, kid asks, "Why does this place smell terrible?"

Me: It's an olfactory response.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/LateralAxes
šŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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They demolished an abandoned industrial complex near me recently and now I can't smell.

They must have destroyed my old factory senses.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Bbew_Mot
šŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I had an industrial accident last week.

I fell into an upholstery machine, but I'm fully recovered now.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/the_houser
šŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What did the industrial goth eat for supper?

Kraftwerk Mac Nā€™ Cheese

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/scarlettvvitch
šŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who fell into the industrial cake mixer?

... he's feeling much batter now.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
šŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I have a fear of over complicated industrial facilities

It's a complex complex complex

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
šŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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Did you guys see the new Adventures of Tin Tin movie? His soul gets removed from his body and put into an industrial drum fan.

I'd rate it tin out of tin. Big fan

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/DripSquirt
šŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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Everyone's favorite German industrial metal band
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šŸ‘¤︎ u/QuitterQ
šŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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What do you call an adequate industrial building?

Satisfactory

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Tealseal915
šŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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One morning at work a few years ago, I wasn't paying attention to what Was going on around me and I suffered a serious industrial accident.

I worked right thru my coffee break !

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/manicmoose13
šŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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So I was watching a documentary about industrial America

It was riveting.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/XxStupidBusxX
šŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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My dad works in an industrial plant.

Huge place, lots of dangerous machines. One day, he gets his hand caught in one of the machines which removes it. After going to the hospital to get the wrist stump sealed, he calls me and tells me what happened before finishing "On the other hand, I still have five fingers."

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Speciesunkn0wn
šŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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What is the name of the art movement popularized in 1920's Germany by dogs who sought to unite art and industrial design alongside artists such as Kandinsky and Paul Klee?

Bow-wows

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/technicolordick
šŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2018
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What did children used to celebrate on their date of birth when Industrial Revolution took place?

Labor Day.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/valjayson3
šŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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I bought my wife a used industrial sewing machine the other day. I asked if she liked it and she told me she's only used it once

But it seems strong

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/rTheWorst
šŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2018
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A ventilation system failed during the cleaning process in an industrial coffee roster at work today...

Everyone was sent to the lunch room until the production area was clear of smoke. I told a colleague on the way out that today everyone gets a smoke break!

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/Mostly_Aquitted
šŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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As we're driving through an industrial area, kid asks, "Why does this place smell terrible?"

Me: It's an olfactory response.

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/LateralAxes
šŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
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At work last week I had an industrial accident...

I accidently worked thru coffee break.....

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šŸ‘¤︎ u/manicmoose13
šŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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