Why can't DJ's find work in the seafood industry?

Because they are always dropping the bass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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What industry is shadier than people realize?

Umbrella Manufacturing.

Courtesy of r/AskReddit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTimeDictator
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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The orange juice industry is not doing very well.

Tomorrow they will give a special press release.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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My Dad works in the ceiling fan industry

He says it's Fantastic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/junkboatfloozy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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The American honey industry uses fascinating tech

It’s all powered by US bees.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quakesand
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I used to make artificial foliage for the movie industry,

until I got fired for barking up the wrong tree.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What starts with P and ends with ORN, and is the best part of the movie industry?

Popcorn

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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Which industry makes the most significant portion of its profits through a cash cow?

Big Farmer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oceanchimp
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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If you want a job in the moisturizer industry...

...the best advice I can give is apply daily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedCakesYT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..

I was the best camera man they ever had.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeastWhiteKid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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I once asked someone how they made so much money in the restaurant industry.

He said that he stopped forking around.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TTVMixmix00
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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I work in the drilling industry..

...it’s mainly boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tuna_Stubbs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the country’s music industry in total bandwidth usage.

This comes as little surprise however, as Iceland’s BjΓΆrk has always been worse than their byte.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReviveTheCronut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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Industry insiders suggest glass coffins will become very popular.

Remains to be seen.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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Despite a grave outlook on the economy and a dying customer base, one industry for sure won't be going under anytime soon:

Death care.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I work in the kelp industry

Needless to say, I seaweed everyday

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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One thing is almost certain about the adult entertainment industry in light of covid-19:

It's going tits up.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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I may be an introvert, but I have a fairly successful ore industry.

I mine my own business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-taco-rice-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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The electronics industry is kinda sexist

Instead of just thermistors and resistors, why can't there also be thermissuses and resistresses?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cj_oolay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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As an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry...

I mined my own business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coolidiot2000
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Did you know Ungoliant had a brother? He went on to work in the cosmetic industry.

His name was Exfoliant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valdagast
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Do you know how to make a small fortune in the record industry?

Start with a large fortune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unsaneasylum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Selling fireworks around the 4th of July must be a booming industry
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πŸ‘€︎ u/delmastron
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry

You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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Who is the most grateful actor in the industry?

T. Hanks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jimbobcool3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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So I work in the oil and gas industry and I just lost my job because of all these wind farms

Needless to say, I’m not a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxStupidBusxX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Have you ever noticed that Hasbro has cornered the entire board game industry?

I guess you can say they own a monopoly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roboman5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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I recently heard that the agriculture industry will be discontinuing baling hay in big rolls

The livestock can’t get a square meal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldwahsatch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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I used to work in HR in the coal industry, but I quit.

I got tired keeping up with the miner details.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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All my years of training were a bonus when I got a job in the underground water source industry...

I was well prepared!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Magic Johnson is the best porn name of all Tim enjoy affiliated with the industry
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DJ-Fein
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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So do you think the glass coffin industry will take off?

remains to be seen

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2019
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When it comes to the film industry Dicks are...

ImPORNtant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigWangTheMemeMan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2019
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(X-post) There are some pretty big rumors about the wine industry.

I heard about it through the grapevine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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The animal care industry is very careful in hiring employees.

They vet all of their doctors.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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Why can’t DJs find work in the seafood industry?

Because they are always dropping the bass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Valgaras
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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The orange juice industry is not doing very well.

Tomorrow they will give a special press conference

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosh1990
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Here’s my best advice for getting a job in the lotion industry:

Apply daily.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laymans_Terms19
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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As an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry...

I mined my own business.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DirkDiggler6
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2019
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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2019
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Did you hear about the submarine industry?

It really took a dive...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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"Dad, I really want to work in the moisturizer industry, what should I do?"

"The best advice I can give you is to apply daily."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2018
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