Why can't DJ's find work in the seafood industry?
Because they are always dropping the bass
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︎ Mar 08 2021
What industry is shadier than people realize?
Umbrella Manufacturing.
Courtesy of r/AskReddit
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︎ Mar 13 2021
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
My Dad works in the ceiling fan industry
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︎ Dec 12 2020
The American honey industry uses fascinating tech
Itβs all powered by US bees.
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I used to make artificial foliage for the movie industry,
until I got fired for barking up the wrong tree.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What starts with P and ends with ORN, and is the best part of the movie industry?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Which industry makes the most significant portion of its profits through a cash cow?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
If you want a job in the moisturizer industry...
...the best advice I can give is apply daily.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..
I was the best camera man they ever had.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I once asked someone how they made so much money in the restaurant industry.
He said that he stopped forking around.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I work in the drilling industry..
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the countryβs music industry in total bandwidth usage.
This comes as little surprise however, as Icelandβs BjΓΆrk has always been worse than their byte.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Industry insiders suggest glass coffins will become very popular.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Despite a grave outlook on the economy and a dying customer base, one industry for sure won't be going under anytime soon:
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I work in the kelp industry
Needless to say, I seaweed everyday
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︎ Mar 15 2020
One thing is almost certain about the adult entertainment industry in light of covid-19:
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︎ Mar 25 2020
I may be an introvert, but I have a fairly successful ore industry.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
The electronics industry is kinda sexist
Instead of just thermistors and resistors, why can't there also be thermissuses and resistresses?
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
As an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry...
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︎ Jun 28 2019
Did you know Ungoliant had a brother? He went on to work in the cosmetic industry.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
Do you know how to make a small fortune in the record industry?
Start with a large fortune.
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︎ Nov 28 2019
Selling fireworks around the 4th of July must be a booming industry
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︎ Jul 05 2019
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Who is the most grateful actor in the industry?
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︎ Oct 15 2019
So I work in the oil and gas industry and I just lost my job because of all these wind farms
Needless to say, Iβm not a big fan.
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︎ Nov 02 2018
Have you ever noticed that Hasbro has cornered the entire board game industry?
I guess you can say they own a monopoly.
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︎ Jan 09 2019
I recently heard that the agriculture industry will be discontinuing baling hay in big rolls
The livestock canβt get a square meal!
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︎ Sep 09 2019
I used to work in HR in the coal industry, but I quit.
I got tired keeping up with the miner details.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
All my years of training were a bonus when I got a job in the underground water source industry...
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Magic Johnson is the best porn name of all Tim enjoy affiliated with the industry
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︎ Mar 27 2019
So do you think the glass coffin industry will take off?
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︎ Jul 15 2019
When it comes to the film industry Dicks are...
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︎ Jun 27 2019
(X-post) There are some pretty big rumors about the wine industry.
I heard about it through the grapevine.
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︎ Jan 15 2019
The animal care industry is very careful in hiring employees.
They vet all of their doctors.
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︎ Jan 06 2019
Why canβt DJs find work in the seafood industry?
Because they are always dropping the bass.
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︎ Feb 09 2021
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press conference
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Hereβs my best advice for getting a job in the lotion industry:
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
As an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry...
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︎ Jun 28 2019
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
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︎ Nov 11 2019
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
"Dad, I really want to work in the moisturizer industry, what should I do?"
"The best advice I can give you is to apply daily."
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