My Dad works in the ceiling fan industry
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
I used to make artificial foliage for the movie industry,
until I got fired for barking up the wrong tree.
What starts with P and ends with ORN, and is the best part of the movie industry?
Which industry makes the most significant portion of its profits through a cash cow?
If you want a job in the moisturizer industry...
...the best advice I can give is apply daily.
My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..
I was the best camera man they ever had.
I once asked someone how they made so much money in the restaurant industry.
He said that he stopped forking around.
I work in the drilling industry..
Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the country’s music industry in total bandwidth usage.
This comes as little surprise however, as Iceland’s Björk has always been worse than their byte.
Industry insiders suggest glass coffins will become very popular.
Despite a grave outlook on the economy and a dying customer base, one industry for sure won't be going under anytime soon:
I work in the kelp industry
Needless to say, I seaweed everyday
I may be an introvert, but I have a fairly successful ore industry.
One thing is almost certain about the adult entertainment industry in light of covid-19:
The electronics industry is kinda sexist
Instead of just thermistors and resistors, why can't there also be thermissuses and resistresses?
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
Did you know Ungoliant had a brother? He went on to work in the cosmetic industry.
As an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry...
Do you know how to make a small fortune in the record industry?
Start with a large fortune.
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
Who is the most grateful actor in the industry?
Funeral homes are a dying industry.
Selling fireworks around the 4th of July must be a booming industry
I recently heard that the agriculture industry will be discontinuing baling hay in big rolls
The livestock can’t get a square meal!
So I work in the oil and gas industry and I just lost my job because of all these wind farms
Needless to say, I’m not a big fan.
All my years of training were a bonus when I got a job in the underground water source industry...
Have you ever noticed that Hasbro has cornered the entire board game industry?
I guess you can say they own a monopoly.
When it comes to the film industry Dicks are...
So do you think the glass coffin industry will take off?
Magic Johnson is the best porn name of all Tim enjoy affiliated with the industry
I used to work in HR in the coal industry, but I quit.
I got tired keeping up with the miner details.
(X-post) There are some pretty big rumors about the wine industry.
I heard about it through the grapevine.
The animal care industry is very careful in hiring employees.
They vet all of their doctors.
How do you make a million bucks in the airline industry?
You start with a billion.
Source: Old airline industry Dad joke. Worked in the airline technology sector for a while.
After suffering chronic discomfort for years, musician Fatboy Slim launched an awareness campaign for standardisation of rubber component materials used in the shoe industry.
Check it out now, foot, sole, rubber.
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press conference
Here’s my best advice for getting a job in the lotion industry:
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
As an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry...
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
"Dad, I really want to work in the moisturizer industry, what should I do?"
"The best advice I can give you is to apply daily."
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