My Dad works in the ceiling fan industry
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︎ Dec 12 2020
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press release.
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I used to make artificial foliage for the movie industry,
until I got fired for barking up the wrong tree.
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︎ Nov 22 2020
What starts with P and ends with ORN, and is the best part of the movie industry?
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︎ Oct 14 2020
Which industry makes the most significant portion of its profits through a cash cow?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
If you want a job in the moisturizer industry...
...the best advice I can give is apply daily.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
My nickname in the adult film industry used to be Tri-Pod..
I was the best camera man they ever had.
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︎ Sep 14 2020
I once asked someone how they made so much money in the restaurant industry.
He said that he stopped forking around.
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︎ Oct 05 2020
I work in the drilling industry..
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︎ Sep 02 2020
Crypto-currency has become so popular in Iceland that bit-mining has now overtaken the countryβs music industry in total bandwidth usage.
This comes as little surprise however, as Icelandβs BjΓΆrk has always been worse than their byte.
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Industry insiders suggest glass coffins will become very popular.
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︎ Jul 22 2020
Despite a grave outlook on the economy and a dying customer base, one industry for sure won't be going under anytime soon:
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I work in the kelp industry
Needless to say, I seaweed everyday
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︎ Mar 15 2020
I may be an introvert, but I have a fairly successful ore industry.
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︎ Jun 08 2020
One thing is almost certain about the adult entertainment industry in light of covid-19:
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︎ Mar 25 2020
The electronics industry is kinda sexist
Instead of just thermistors and resistors, why can't there also be thermissuses and resistresses?
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︎ Apr 04 2020
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
Did you know Ungoliant had a brother? He went on to work in the cosmetic industry.
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︎ Jan 07 2020
As an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry...
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︎ Jun 28 2019
Do you know how to make a small fortune in the record industry?
Start with a large fortune.
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︎ Nov 28 2019
To everyone in the Christmas Tree industry
You all do a great job! Stand up and take a bough!
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Who is the most grateful actor in the industry?
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︎ Oct 15 2019
Funeral homes are a dying industry.
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︎ Sep 30 2019
Selling fireworks around the 4th of July must be a booming industry
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︎ Jul 05 2019
I recently heard that the agriculture industry will be discontinuing baling hay in big rolls
The livestock canβt get a square meal!
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︎ Sep 09 2019
So I work in the oil and gas industry and I just lost my job because of all these wind farms
Needless to say, Iβm not a big fan.
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︎ Nov 02 2018
All my years of training were a bonus when I got a job in the underground water source industry...
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︎ Jul 31 2019
Have you ever noticed that Hasbro has cornered the entire board game industry?
I guess you can say they own a monopoly.
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︎ Jan 09 2019
When it comes to the film industry Dicks are...
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︎ Jun 27 2019
So do you think the glass coffin industry will take off?
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︎ Jul 15 2019
Magic Johnson is the best porn name of all Tim enjoy affiliated with the industry
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︎ Mar 27 2019
I used to work in HR in the coal industry, but I quit.
I got tired keeping up with the miner details.
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︎ Dec 20 2018
(X-post) There are some pretty big rumors about the wine industry.
I heard about it through the grapevine.
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︎ Jan 15 2019
The animal care industry is very careful in hiring employees.
They vet all of their doctors.
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︎ Jan 06 2019
How do you make a million bucks in the airline industry?
You start with a billion.
Source: Old airline industry Dad joke. Worked in the airline technology sector for a while.
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︎ Dec 17 2018
After suffering chronic discomfort for years, musician Fatboy Slim launched an awareness campaign for standardisation of rubber component materials used in the shoe industry.
Check it out now, foot, sole, rubber.
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︎ Feb 22 2019
The orange juice industry is not doing very well.
Tomorrow they will give a special press conference
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︎ Nov 02 2020
Hereβs my best advice for getting a job in the lotion industry:
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︎ Jan 03 2020
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
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︎ Nov 16 2019
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
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︎ Nov 11 2019
As an introverted entrepreneur in the coal industry...
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︎ Jun 28 2019
Did you hear about the submarine industry?
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︎ Nov 12 2019
"Dad, I really want to work in the moisturizer industry, what should I do?"
"The best advice I can give you is to apply daily."
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