Scientists have developed a microscopic needle that is too small to be seen by the naked eye...
I just don't see the point.
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︎ Jan 12 2021
I developed my own fragrance today,
Nobody in the car liked it.
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︎ Nov 13 2020
Scientists developed a male birth control gel but it only targets the X/Y chromosome
Theyre calling it "Son-Block"
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︎ Dec 06 2020
What do you call an esse that isnβt fully developed?
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︎ Nov 07 2020
Einstein developed a theory about space, and it was about time too.
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︎ May 02 2020
I developed a successful chicken social network app to earn some money on the side.
I did it to make hens meet.
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︎ Oct 07 2020
This week I volunteered for the Russian developed Covid-19 vaccine...
I received my first shot yesterday at 4:00 pm, and I wanted to let you all know that itβs completely safe, with ΠΈo side effects whatsoeveΡ, and that I feelshΞΊΞΉ ΟoΟoshΞΏΜ Ρ ΡΡΠ²ΡΡΠ²ΡΡ ΡΠ΅Π±Ρ Π½Π΅ΠΌΠ½ΠΎΠ³ΠΎ ΡΡΡΠ°Π½Π½ΠΎ ΠΈ Ρ Π΄ΡΠΌΠ°Ρ, ΡΡΠΎ Π²ΡΡΠ°ΡΠΈΠ» ΠΎΡΠ»ΠΈΠ½ΡΠ΅ ΡΡΠΈ.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
They developed a cure for my vampirism AND my blindness!
Never thought I'd see the day.
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︎ Sep 16 2020
What do you call a cologne developed by Tesla?
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︎ Jun 05 2020
Iβve recently developed a severe phobia of elevators.
Iβm taking steps to avoid them.
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︎ Jul 20 2019
Despite being the owner of a very successful nutrition supplements company, my uncle has developed a deficiency
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︎ Apr 12 2020
Adult: A person who is fully grown or developed.
Two-dult: 2 people who are fully grown or developed.
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︎ Feb 25 2020
I suspected my sister's butter had developed intelligence after she took it to school in her lunch box.
Sure enough, it was on her roll.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
I've recently developed an addiction to using lifts
I'm taking steps to get over it.
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︎ Jan 10 2020
I've developed a fear of negative numbers.
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
My friend suddenly developed a twisted sense of humor...
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︎ Jan 23 2020
Men, Science has developed a morning after pill for us, for any potential unplanned babies.
It instantly changes your blood type ...
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︎ Dec 17 2019
My friend developed a pill that gives you amnesia, and I was stupid enough to take it.
I donβt know what I was thinking.
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︎ Jul 11 2019
I walk a lot and I've developed plantar fasciitis in my right heel
This condition is caused by inflammation of the plantar fascia along the bottom of your foot, and it can cause pretty intense heel pain.
After I got home from work last night I tried to soak my foot in some hot water. My wife saw me and said, "That isn't going to work..."
I said, "Hey! I am allowed to have my ache and heat it, too!"
She just stared at me for a moment, shook her head, and walked out of the room...
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︎ Nov 20 2019
Iβve developed a chronic fear of giants
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︎ Aug 26 2018
I met a girl who can play a wooden instrument developed by indigenous Australians.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Elon Musk has developed a new Tesla car that uses karma instead of fuel.
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︎ Jan 03 2019
My friend developed a video streaming app that rejects every choice you make, and plays random Russian videos instead.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Iβve developed an exercise routine for insects, but it isnβt going that well.
Iβm still trying to work out the bugs.
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︎ Aug 29 2019
I developed a weird phobia about hair.
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︎ Jun 29 2019
I've developed a fear of speed bumps.
But I'm slowly getting over them.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
I met with my friend who said he developed a weapon to harness the wind and propel it like a bullet. We took turns firing at a target he had in his yard...
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︎ Jul 14 2019
What did Snow White say while waiting for her photos to be developed?
Some say my prints will come.
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︎ Jun 24 2019
Why was the janitor fired after he developed insomnia and a speech impediment?
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︎ Feb 07 2019
I developed a new word for the rampant plagiarism thatβs infected Reddit
Plaguerism- the Read Death
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︎ Apr 29 2019
My friend from Silicon Valley developed a dating app for water fowl.
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︎ Apr 07 2019
Ever since my wife got fired from the grocery store she developed a terrible disease where she pretends our house is the store and she stocks it full of different products.
It's called Stockholm syndrome
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︎ Jun 09 2019
A crisis has developed after a herd of cows ate an entire shipment of edibles
Officials say the steaks have never been higher
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︎ Mar 04 2019
Did you hear that GM has developed a car that runs on peanut butter?
They have a few kinks to work out.
It keeps sticking to the roof of the garage.
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︎ Feb 15 2019
My city has developed an "Adopt a Highway" program...
They wouldn't allow me to adopt easy street...
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︎ Feb 07 2019
Did you hear about the cheesemonger who developed narcolepsy and became a poet?
He went from gouda to bed to verse.
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︎ Dec 11 2018
My brother can't stop talking about a growth that he's developed on his six-pack.
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︎ Nov 28 2018
TIL: In the 1930s, the Italians developed an engine fuel technology that used household spices.
Itβs true. Mussolini made the trains run on thyme.
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︎ Sep 09 2018
Mathematicians have developed a dance that is good for the environment.
It's called Al Gore Rhythm. (Algorithm)
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︎ Nov 05 2017
What are they calling that new diet pill developed by a team of Greek and Iranian scientists?
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︎ Apr 09 2016
The inventor of the lithium ion battery, John B. Goodenough, has developed a safer and more efficient battery.
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︎ Mar 07 2017
Starting to worry about my girlfriend. She's been depressed and has developed a lazy eye.
She never looks forward to anything
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︎ Mar 04 2015
Sadly, my secretary has developed a fairly serious wheat allergy...
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︎ Nov 07 2015
I've developed a fear of escalators.
I'm taking steps to about them.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
Einstein finally developed a theory about space...
It was about time too!
badoom chaaaa
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︎ Apr 16 2019
I've recently developed an irrational fear of elevators.
I am now taking steps to avoid them
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︎ Jul 04 2018
I've recently developed a severe phobia of elevators.
I'm taking steps to avoid them.
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︎ Aug 01 2018
I've developed a phobia of negative numbers
I'll stop at nothing to avoid them
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︎ Apr 17 2019
What did Cinderella say while waiting for her photographs to be developed?
"Someday my prints will come."
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︎ Dec 28 2017
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