what do you call an Arab who formulated the quadratic equation?

Al-gebra

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👤︎ u/ashwynee
📅︎ Aug 06 2020
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People say a lot of punchlines in my jokes are incorrectly formulated. Hmm, maybe that's why most of my posts here got...

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👤︎ u/KevinK15
📅︎ Apr 23 2020
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What repeatable, documented procedure do artists use when formulating the perfect shade of blue?

The Cyantific Method!

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👤︎ u/EyeTack
📅︎ Feb 08 2020
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A new postman

A new postman on a route sees that in outgoing mail are several letters he delivered a day before. He thinks it's odd and redelivers them to the right mail boxes. Next day he sees the same letters again and he gets curious and sees that they all were addressed to same street. He redelivers them again to the right mailboxes. Same thing happens on the third day, so he thinks hard and formulates a hypothesis. He wants to confirm it, so he decides to stop his route delivery and wait there rest of the day.

Around 7 pm, he sees 4 men come to the mailbox, take their letters and put them back into the outgoing bin. The postman runs over to them and asks "hey, you guys use Reddit?" - they say "yeah, how did you know?", The postman says "all that reposting is pissing me off guys"

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📅︎ Jul 18 2019
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I ask my students, "Can I write 'Your Name' on your sign off sheet?"...

135 lab students over the semester. How many suckers come to me to sign off their work without having their name at the top of their sign off sheets. So.. as a Dad I have my solution:

I ask my students, "Can I write 'Your Name' on your sign off sheet?"...

In a beautiful cursive flourish I write: YOUR NAME

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