On the news there was a report of a cheese factory exploding in France.
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?
The Reese’s was in pieces.
There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris
There's nothing left but de brie
They're building a mirror factory in my town.
I could definitely see myself working there.
There was a fire at the shoe factory...
Luckily no soles were lost
The other day I had to climb up some equipment at a cheese making factory.
I thought that it was strong enough to clamber up, but it ended up giving whey.
I got fired from a calendar factory today.
They didn't like it that I took a few days off.
i cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory, all i did was take a day off.
I once saw a ghost at the jam factory...
Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.
They prided themselves in their stock options.
Why did Picasso get fired from the cement factory?
His ideas weren't concrete enough
Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the pants factory?
They say he committed mass jeanocide.
Just accepted new job at a bicycle factory
Gonna be their spokes person
I took a group tour of a milk factory ...
While inside, I took a deep breath and said, "Ahh, nice dairy air!"
The woman next to me strongly disagreed. She didn't have to smack me though ...
I went on a tour of an underwear factory once.
It wasn't very long so my time there was brief.
I just quit my job at the helium factory.
I won’t be spoken to in that tone.
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working.
It doesn’t make any cents.
I've landed my dream job at the guillotine factory...
Will beheading there tomorrow.
Those guys at the borscht factory, man...
Pork factories keep calling me and I keep hanging up on them.
I used to work at a calendar factory
But they fired me for taking a couple of days off
I got canned from a Orange juice factory...
Just couldn't concentrate.
when I was a child we were so poor that my mother made us clothes out of the scraps my dad would bring home from work at the sandpaper factory
Why did the balloon factory go out of business?
I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory
I’ll beheading there shortly
Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M Factory?
She threw away all the w's.
Did you hear about the guy who got fired from the Keyboard Factory?
He didn’t put enough shifts in
Why was the groom excited to take over his new brides cylindrical wooden rod factory
Because it was her dowelry.
There's a dinner lady at our factory, who's almost seven feet tall.
She's our longest serving employee.
A cheese factory exploded in France.
A cheese factory in France exploded
There is de Brie everywhere
Working in a mirror factory is a profession
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in Paris?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
I can't believe I just got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off.
The machine at the coin factory just suddenly stopped working, with no explanation.
It doesn’t make any cents.
Did you hear about the shoe factory that burned down?
Luckily no soles were lost.
There’s a new mirror factory in town!
I can see myself working there
I quit my job at the helium factory today.
I will not be spoken to in that tone of voice!
Working in a mirror factory...
...is something I can totally see myself doing.
What do you call a factory that sells passable products?
What was left after an explosion at a French cheese factory?
A cheese factory exploded in France
I can't believe I got fired from the calendar factory!!!
all I did was take a day off
There was an explosion at the cheese factory...
What do you call a factory that makes average products?
Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?
...there was nothing left but, debris.
I was fired from the keyboard factory yesterday
I wasn't putting in enough shifts.
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