I just got hired at the guillotine factory.
I'll beheading there soon.
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︎ Jun 10 2021
I got fired from my job at the juice factory
I just couldnβt concentrate
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︎ Jun 06 2021
They're building a mirror factory in my town
I could see myself working there.
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︎ May 20 2021
A cheese factory had exploded in France
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ May 07 2021
Explosion at Lego Factory
Damage was limited to ten square blocks.
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︎ Jun 08 2021
Got fired out of calendar factory...
Just because I took a day off...
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︎ Jun 07 2021
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
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︎ May 28 2021
Why did the happy-go-lucky man quit his job at the Pepsi can crushing factory?
Because it was soda pressing. π¬
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︎ Jun 05 2021
Canβt believe I got sacked from my job at the calendar factory.
All I did was take a day off.
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︎ Jun 01 2021
So I recently checked in with my buddy who started working at a prosthetic limb factory, β howβs it goin?β
He said βno complaints except it costs an arm and a leg to get to work with these gas prices.β
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︎ Jun 05 2021
Did you hear about the lawsuit against the lingerie factory?
Theyβre being sued for gross negligee-nce
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︎ May 27 2021
Did you heard about the cave-in at the cheesecake factory?
There was de-brie everywhere
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︎ May 22 2021
So I used to work at an orange juice factory...
But I got canned because I couldn't concentrate.
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︎ Apr 14 2021
The hardest thing about working in the calendar factory
Is trying to take a day off
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︎ May 15 2021
My uncle used to work at a factory that recycled worn out whitewalls. One day, he fell into one of the processing machines...
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︎ May 21 2021
Did you hear about the peanut butter factory that exploded?
The Reeseβs was in pieces.
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︎ Apr 07 2021
There's been an explosion at a cheese factory in Paris
There's nothing left but de brie
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︎ Mar 02 2021
My friend claims he works in a soap factory, adding a key ingredient to the process...
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︎ May 01 2021
I use to work in a liquorice factory.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
Did you hear about that famous chocolate factory owner who suffered from a penis accident?
He's known as Willy Wonky.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
There was a fire at the shoe factory...
Luckily no soles were lost
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︎ Mar 24 2021
The other day I had to climb up some equipment at a cheese making factory.
I thought that it was strong enough to clamber up, but it ended up giving whey.
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I just quit my job at the helium factory.
I wonβt be spoken to in that tone.
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︎ Dec 26 2020
Did you hear about the guy who burnt down the pants factory?
They say he committed mass jeanocide.
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︎ Feb 06 2021
Just accepted new job at a bicycle factory
Gonna be their spokes person
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︎ Jan 29 2021
Got a job at a potato chip factory. On top of salary they said I could pick any flavor chip off the shelf once a month.
They prided themselves in their stock options.
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︎ Mar 04 2021
I've landed my dream job at the guillotine factory...
Will beheading there tomorrow.
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︎ Dec 31 2020
Why did Picasso get fired from the cement factory?
His ideas weren't concrete enough
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︎ Mar 05 2021
I once saw a ghost at the jam factory...
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︎ Mar 27 2021
I took a group tour of a milk factory ...
While inside, I took a deep breath and said, "Ahh, nice dairy air!"
The woman next to me strongly disagreed. She didn't have to smack me though ...
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︎ Feb 18 2021
I finally got my dream job at the guillotine factory
Iβll beheading there shortly
Edit: Thanks for the silver. My first ever award!
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︎ Jun 16 2020
I used to work at a calendar factory
But they fired me for taking a couple of days off
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Pork factories keep calling me and I keep hanging up on them.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?
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︎ May 23 2021
I applied for a job at a mirror factory
I could see myself doing that
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︎ May 25 2021
What do you call a factory that makes OK products?
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︎ Apr 14 2021
What do you call a factory that makes okay products?
π︎ 101
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︎ Apr 01 2021
On the news there was a report of a cheese factory exploding in France.
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︎ Mar 17 2021
A cheese factory exploded in France.
π︎ 13k
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︎ Oct 24 2020
They're building a mirror factory in my town.
I could definitely see myself working there.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
A cheese factory in France exploded
There is de Brie everywhere
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︎ Feb 20 2021
What do you call a factory that make okay items?
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︎ Apr 09 2021
I got fired from a calendar factory today.
They didn't like it that I took a few days off.
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︎ Feb 01 2021
Working in a mirror factory is a profession
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︎ Mar 02 2021
i cant believe i got fired from the calendar factory, all i did was take a day off.
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︎ Feb 27 2021
I can't believe I just got fired from the calendar factory...
All I did was take a day off.
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︎ Feb 03 2021
Did you hear about the cheese factory explosion?
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︎ Mar 17 2021
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory in Paris?
There was nothing left but de Brie.
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︎ Mar 10 2021
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