I worked security at a chemical plant. There had been a string of robberies at nearby chemical plants, and one night... lo and behold- we heard the alarm...

My coworker and I tried to apprehend them but they were just too phosphorus…

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Grandpa dadjoked my grandma and I....

I'm working in a chemical plant / mining plant this summer, and was on the phone with my grandma discussing my job:

Me: "the plant also has a mining operation"

Grandma: "oh you're not going to be a miner are you?!?"

I hear my Grandpa in the background: "well he's not 21 yet Patti."

He immediately started laughing and drew a collective ugh from my grandma and I.

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πŸ“…︎ May 11 2014
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