A list of puns related to "Production"
I guess Everybody's Working For the Weekend.
I can't remember the name but it's riveting.
Get the understudy, the shoe, must go on!
Sleigh Queen
When asked if there was any prevention, scientists stated you can either spit or get off the pot.
A lot of expenses are in curd.
It wasnβt hard work, after all, it was childβs play.
Is petroleum now an essential oil?
They said it would make business plunge.
The Elon Mask is their first product.
It was a play on words
Unfortunately, one of them stole the show.
Where there's a will, there's a whey.
In his dairy!
His half-baked scheme didn't work out the way he had planned.
It made a lot of cents to me.
It was a play on words.
...I guess you could say it was a play on words
It will be a play on words.
It stars Galaga Godot.
Itβs a play on words.
The sequel about the phone book is supposed to have a lot of good numbers in it.
He got lumberjacked
I told him it was a play on βWords.β
He's been practicing for this role for months. He goes down to the opera house on the day of the audition, only to find he's come down with a sore throat and can't hit his notes anymore. In a panic, he asks one of the directors if they can postpone his audition.
"I'm sorry," says the director, "but we can't delay an audition for just one performer. That would set a bad precedent. Instead, I'll let you in on a little opera house secret." The director pours the man a cup of warm, smelly liquid. "Drink this. It's a special tea to help your throat. The recipe has been passed down for decades in this opera company, and I guarantee it will make you able to sing again."
The man wrinkles up his nose and takes a swig. "Euch! This is... awful! What's in this tea anyways?"
"Well, it's a secret herbal tea blend made with... well... fish broth." The director replies. "Tuna, specifically. We've found it helps soothe the throat better than any other fish we've tried."
Sure enough the man is able to sing again! He hits all his notes and gives an exemplary performance.
At the end of the auditions, he finds the director that gave him the tea. "So... what did you think? Did I get the part or not?" He asks.
"I'm sorry," said the director, "you performed well, but we've decided to give the part to someone else."
"That's OK," the man says, "I'm just really grateful for the Opera-Tuna-Tea."
Chemistry or fizz-ics?
It was "paper-view!"
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Unfortunately it seemed a tad informal. If it wasn't accurate, I guess it was just "Pulp Fiction"
Tropecal!
It really begins at the satis-refinery.
Accounts Payable Administrator_______________Imelda Czechs
Accounts Payable Clerk, Moscow Office__________Dasha Chekhov
Air-Quality Monitor _________________________Carmine Dioxide
Caffeine Addiction Counselor__________________Bruno Moore
Chief Legal Counsel_________________________ Hugh Louis Dewey of Dewey, Cheetham & Howe
Cliche Monitor_____________________________Saul Wellingood
Clothing Designer__________________________Hugh Jass
Credit Counselor___________________________Max Stout
Director of Purchasing_______________________Lois Bidder
Director of Pavlovian Research________________Isabelle Ringing
Divorce Attorney___________________________Carmine Nottyors
Dog Trainer_______________________________Don Chase Katz
Ebay Specialist____________________________Selma Junkoff
Head of Security___________________________Barb Dwyer
Global Economics Forecaster_________________Helena Handbasket
Marine Biologist___________________________Frieda Wales
Father-in-Law Liaison_______________________Royal Payne Diaz
Mother-in-Law Liaison______________________Stella Payne Diaz
Official Spokesperson_______________________Howie Vasive
Restroom Attendants_______________________Trudy Door & Donna Hall
Russian Chauffeur__________________________Picov Andropov
Scout Leader______________________________Lawson D. Woods
Shop Foreman_____________________________Luke Bizzy
Staff Intuitionist____________________________Ivan Inkling
Used Car Salesman_________________________Alexis Itznot
Full list can be found here: http://www.cartalk.com/content/staff-credits
Tanks for the Mammaries...
My dad insisted that I post this here...
Many Hans make light work.
Me: Really dad thats pretty interesting.
Dad: Yeah theyre gonna call it Cheeseus of Nazareth.
I said "no, I've already got two"
He got charged with thespionage
It was a play on words.
It was really just a play on words
You know...like a play on words
A play on words
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