Ya'll making puns huh?
Toucan play at that game!
Making puns in these times is very hard.
It is a PUNDEMIC situation.
when all you have in mind while learning chemistry is about making puns
Me making puns about steak...
...is quite rare, and seldom well done.
My wife said she'll divorce me if I keep making puns about birds with long necks.
That's swan way to go about it.
My doc said I shouldn't be making puns on diabetes its a serious disease..
I said I can't help it doc, its a pun-creatic disease.
What do you call someone who is a master at making puns?
Making puns is so easy, it's really a
We can't stop making puns
it’s best to dodge making puns on reddit.
Making puns about cocaine is where I draw the line.
Shouldn’t they be making stuff fall, not making puns?
My wife was making fun of me for making puns then walked into a cloud of gnats
Instant Kargnatic retribution!
Funny part about it is this actually happened...
Whenever someone gets mad at you for making puns...
I've been making pun stickers: Oh You Want A Pizza Me!?
Makings puns about the wind
Why a Microsoft playwrights so good at making puns?
They write plays on Word.
Why are robots bad at making puns?
To prevent chortle circuits
My friend David loves making puns, and they are simultaneously amazing and awful. Now he has a Kickstarter for a Pun-a-Day calendar.
reddit.com/r/kickstarter/…
Making puns on an airplane is an aircraft
Fiancé said this on the airliner and she didn't think it was funny, please prove her wrong!
Making puns about berries isn't all that difficult
You just have to know how to pick them
Help making a pun?
So I know this sounds ridiculous but I really need help with a pun.
Imagine a superhero. Punman
Obviously the superpower here is to be able to make puns.
What would his sidekick be named? Obviously this is a huge opportunity for a pun, but I got nothing.
Please help. Thank you haha.
My printer was making music so I checked it out.
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
It’s been years since the show ended, and I’m a little annoyed that people are still making ‘Friends’ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
My son just told me to stop making up things about him.
Which is strange, because I don’t have any kids.
Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...
My girlfriend broke up with me when she walked in on me making out with my personal trainer
She said "This isn't working out."
I'm planning to implement a new weight-loss method that will require people to wear winter gloves making it harder for them to eat.
I will call it "Inter-mitten fasting".
I'm making a videogame where the enemies are soda cans!
I haven't started drawing the sprites yet.
My kid started making an airplane when I kept on telling him not to
Have you heard they’re making Christmas themed tampons?
They’re for the festive period!
We shouldn’t be making jokes about COVID 19
My first attempt at making rye bread didn’t turn out great...
... guess something went awry
I work for the Marvel Comics Fairy Agency making magic sticks.
I'm a part of the WANDaVision.
I was thinking of making an investment on a new farming venture that feeds marijuana to cows instead of grass.
The steaks will be too high for sure.
I'm making a new documentary about hay-fever, called 'My Nose.'
My Nose will be streaming soon.
I ran out of material for the doll I was making and only had breathe mints left for the feet.
Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
Tesla is making an electric lawnmower.
It's called E-Lawn.
Credit to @TeslaHype on Twitter
My printer was making music so I checked it out
Turns out the paper was jamming
My printer started making music, so I checked it out...
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