Ya'll making puns huh?
Toucan play at that game!
Making puns in these times is very hard.
It is a PUNDEMIC situation.
when all you have in mind while learning chemistry is about making puns
Me making puns about steak...
...is quite rare, and seldom well done.
My doc said I shouldn't be making puns on diabetes its a serious disease..
I said I can't help it doc, its a pun-creatic disease.
My wife said she'll divorce me if I keep making puns about birds with long necks.
That's swan way to go about it.
What do you call someone who is a master at making puns?
Making puns is so easy, it's really a
We can't stop making puns
Making puns about cocaine is where I draw the line.
it’s best to dodge making puns on reddit.
Shouldn’t they be making stuff fall, not making puns?
My wife was making fun of me for making puns then walked into a cloud of gnats
Instant Kargnatic retribution!
Funny part about it is this actually happened...
Whenever someone gets mad at you for making puns...
Why a Microsoft playwrights so good at making puns?
They write plays on Word.
Why are robots bad at making puns?
To prevent chortle circuits
Makings puns about the wind
I've been making pun stickers: Oh You Want A Pizza Me!?
My friend David loves making puns, and they are simultaneously amazing and awful. Now he has a Kickstarter for a Pun-a-Day calendar.
reddit.com/r/kickstarter/…
Making puns on an airplane is an aircraft
Fiancé said this on the airliner and she didn't think it was funny, please prove her wrong!
Making puns about berries isn't all that difficult
You just have to know how to pick them
Help making a pun?
So I know this sounds ridiculous but I really need help with a pun.
Imagine a superhero. Punman
Obviously the superpower here is to be able to make puns.
What would his sidekick be named? Obviously this is a huge opportunity for a pun, but I got nothing.
Please help. Thank you haha.
An astronaut is making coffee onboard the ISS...
He turns to his crewmate and says:
"Damn, I can't find any milk for my coffee."
The crewmate replies:
"In space no one can, here use cream."
My printer was making music so I checked it out.
My wife has begged me to stop making police related puns...
I said, "O.K.....I'll give it arrest.
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
I told my girlfriend I was making a car out of spaghetti.
She told me to grow up and stop being an idiot. You should have seen her face as I drove pasta.
Apple is making new cartoon boyfriends
I work as a tattoo artist in a wellness center making very specific designs and everyone get really surprised when I tell them that I'm also a doctor...
Nobody expects the Spa Niche Ink Physician.
Texas weather is making my best friend hilarious
True Story: tonight my wife was making dinner and she was using some fresh peas. She dropped some on the floor.
My 4 year old said “mummy, you’ve pee’d on the floor”
Needless to say I was in stitches.
It’s been years since the show ended, and I’m a little annoyed that people are still making ‘Friends’ references.
No one told me life was gonna be this way.
Why are Jewish men so good at making beer...
Barack Obama at our local church making continual ‘Ding Dong’ noises.
I can see why he won the No peace Bell Prize
Cow jokes that are great for making your kids' eyes roll :
What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef!
What do you call a cow with 2 legs? Lean beef!
What do you call a cow after it gives birth? De-calf-enated!
Did you hear about that cow that jumped over a barbed wire fence? It was udder destruction.
(After they beg you to stop, hit them with: "Ok, it's time too mooooove on to some different jokes. These cow jokes are getting udderly ridiculous.")
My wife and I are making some artwork in the name of our favourite Bon Jovi song. So far we have the words "Livin' on".
I quit making payments on my Ford compact automobile
Now, I have completely lost my Focus.
I had a go at making soup for the family tonight
I had some great feedback, the kids even said it was souper good!
Making church offerings is dangerous for your wallet
Paying tithing just decimates your income
Did you hear Ben and Jerry's are gonna stop making ice cream and start their own branch of martial arts?
My son just told me to stop making up things about him.
Which is strange, because I don’t have any kids.
My girlfriend broke up with me when she walked in on me making out with my personal trainer
She said "This isn't working out."
Honest LPT: I got embarrassed the other day, and want to help other people avoid making my mistake. Now this might seem counterintuitive, but if you come up with a good dad joke MEMORIZD it and NEVER write it down. Because the moment you put it on paper...
My printer was making music so I checked it out
Turns out the paper was jamming
My printer started making music, so I checked it out...
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