Making Fun Of Puns

The jokes weren’t that good, but I liked the execution.

...I should have known, since he was wearing Mock-a-sins.

I said him "dude stop pulling his leg... It's not funny"

He's so distrucktive

I replied, “Please stop talking about it. You’re hurting my fillings.”

He nearly kilt me. I poked him in the aye in defense.

They're quite remockable.

I'm sorry. I didn't know you had such a short temper.

A shiitake-n mushroom.

Finally, his teasing became so bad that I got left down and right.

I wish he wouldn’t be so hippo-critical

He's really been boolean them.

Instant Kargnatic retribution!

Funny part about it is this actually happened...

Because the jokes are often considered “off color.”

Boom! roasted.

Dad: Hey, come pick me up from work?

Me: I'm busy.

Dad: With what?

Me: With a girl (I wasn't)

Dad: Ok, so you'll come in 15 minutes then?

I'm a laughing stock

When you cook rice at too high a heat, it "breaks." This has followed me [female, btw] all my life as proof of my lack of cooking skills. One day, he was bringing this up, and the weekend before, I had made perfect scrambled eggs. So I retorted, "I can make eggs." To which he replied. "Yeah? But why are we talking about your reproductive system?"

I texted the picture making fun of Rihanna's Birthday cake lyrics from /r/funny and he responded:

"Cake can be deep, depending on how many layers."

Last Mother's Day, I surprised my parents by making an unannounced day-trip back home from college (3 hours away). When I got home, my sister had just gotten off work and needed to be picked up. She texted my dad, "Send someone to pick me up." My Dad sent me to get her from work, and she obviously wasn't expecting me. On the drive back, unbeknownst to me, my sister had texted my dad "Trieclipse doesn't count." Suddenly my sister bursts out laughing. My Dad had texted back, matter-of-factly, "He can count to 10."

The jokes weren't that good ,but I liked the execution